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Juveniles I am curious and would like to know what other peoples thoughts are on this subject. With the growing concerns of young offenders being caught and charged and then released on bail and then re offend as soon as they get out! Also the Judges who let them out repeatedly should they be...

TV Subscriptions I guess that quite a few of us have tv subscriptions for netflix, Amazon,apple, Disney etc but do you have these coming out if your credit cards and you aren’t realising how much you are paying? I decided to go with a post office credit card (costs $7.50) where you put in how...

Temu I have bought quite a few items from Temu and today discovered there is a scam associated with it. Please be aware not to accept a gift that they send you by saying send them a $1 to win a phone as this is the scam. Temu is a reputable company and unfortunately they now have been targeted...

Aussie Post scam I received a text message from Australia Post saying I had a parcel ready for pick up but they wanted to confirm my address. There was even a tracking number for me to check. On looking further into it I discovered that there wasn’t a spelling mistake the banner was correct...

Camping Sally, a blonde, is married to a Scout Master who unfortunately got sick and couldn’t take his Scout Troop to the mountains for a camping trip on the weekend. Sally said that she would take them, and hubby agreed. The next morning Sally checked that all the items needed for the trip...

Farmer and the pigs A farmer had 5 female pigs, times were bad so he decided to sell them at the Country Fair. At the fair he met another farmer who had 5 male pigs to sell. After discussing their problems they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived 50 miles...

T.V. So, hands up those of us that like to watch tv? Ok then why do we sit and watch repeats of the same programs over and over again? How many of us watch reality t.v? Seems these days the only program that isn’t a repeat is the news. All I can say now is thanks to Netflix at least I now can...

Just not golf! At dawn the phone rings. “Hello, Senor Gene? This is Ernesto the caretaker at your Country House” “Ah yes, Ernesto, what can I do for you? Is there a problem?” “Um, I’m just calling to advise you that your parrot has died” “My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International...

Inscription A young couple were having an argument in bed, hubby jumped up grabbed a blanket and slept on the couch. The next day the wife feeling bad about what happened the night before decided to buy husband a gift, and since he was an avid golfer went to the pro shop where he played golf...

Surgeons Four surgeons are sitting around on lunch break discussing the best people to operate on. 1st surgeon says “I like operating on librarians as when you open them up everything is in alphabetical order” 2nd surgeon says “I like operating on accountants as when you open up everything is...

“AH” - joke A Motor cycle cop stops a driver after seeing him going through a red light. The driver, a real so and so steps out of his car and immediately shouts at the cop as why he pulled him over? The officer calmly tells him of the red light violation and takes out the ticket book. The...

Bugs “Dad, are bugs good to eat? asked his son. “ Let’s Not Talk about such things at the dinner table son” his Father replied. After Dinner the father enquired “ Now , son, what did you want to ask me? “Oh nothing” his son replied “There was a bug in your soup but it’s gone now!”

Bugs “Dad, are bugs good to eat? asked his son. “ Let’s Not Talk about such things at the dinner table son” his Father replied. After Dinner the father enquired “ Now , son, what did you want to ask me? “Oh nothing” his son replied “There was a bug in your soup but it’s gone now!”

Little Johnny Teacher asks Johnny “what’s the meaning of Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder?” Johnny replies “ Bamba Lakkadi Jimba.” Teacher says “ I don’t understand anything you said!” Johnny replies….”Same here!!!”

Assassin An assassin is running towards Trump to try to do him harm. His body guard yells out “Mickey Mouse”. The assassin taken by surprise runs away and Trump asks his body guard why did you say MickeyMouse? To which the body guard replies I’m sorry I meant to yell “Donald Duck!

Catholic Couple A young Catholic Couple we’re on their way to meet the priest before their marriage, unfortunately they were involved in a fatal accident. When they arrived at the Pearly Gates they were discussing whether or not to go ahead with getting married in Heaven, so when Saint Peter...

Quantities Hi all, have anyone noticed lately that quantities of some products have been reduced? Went to Coles and grabbed some chocky bars but noticed that they have been reduced in size from 180 grams to 165 grams. I found some at 180 grams and bought them for $ 2.50 each, the big bars of...

Saucepan lids I am wondering if any members have any suggestions or advice on how to clean the glass saucepan lids which I have noticed are going rusty due to the steam from cooking. Has anyone else noticed their lids doing the same? Any help greatly appreciated. :unsure:

Books I used to read a lot of books but now I don’t as my eyes get tired reading. However if you want a good author try Dick Francis, he has written over 30 books and they are very good reading. Also Patricia Cornwall is another I enjoyed to read.

Paddy Paddy decides to go and get a job so goes to the local council to ask if there is any work available. Foreman comes over and says yes and can you start now? Paddy says yes and foreman hands Paddy a paint brush and a can of white marking paint. Foreman then takes him out on the road and...