Inscription
A young couple were having an argument in bed, hubby jumped up grabbed a blanket and slept on the couch.
The next day the wife feeling bad about what happened the night before decided to buy husband a gift, and since he was an avid golfer went to the pro shop where he played golf.
She spoke with the pro who suggested she buy a new putter and showed her the finest one in the shop.
“How much is it ?” she enquired.
“$150 “ he replied
She felt that was a little expensive and told him so.
“ But it comes with an inscription “ he said
“What kind of inscription?” she asked
“ Whatever you wish “ he explained “ but one of the old golfers favourites is, “NEVER UP,NEVER IN!”
“Oh, that will never do!” exclaimed the wife.
“That’s what started the argument in the first place!”