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A young couple were having an argument in bed, hubby jumped up grabbed a blanket and slept on the couch.
The next day the wife feeling bad about what happened the night before decided to buy husband a gift, and since he was an avid golfer went to the pro shop where he played golf.
She spoke with the pro who suggested she buy a new putter and showed her the finest one in the shop.
“How much is it ?” she enquired.
“$150 “ he replied
She felt that was a little expensive and told him so.
“ But it comes with an inscription “ he said
“What kind of inscription?” she asked
“ Whatever you wish “ he explained “ but one of the old golfers favourites is, “NEVER UP,NEVER IN!”
“Oh, that will never do!” exclaimed the wife.
“That’s what started the argument in the first place!”
 
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A young couple were having an argument in bed, hubby jumped up grabbed a blanket and slept on the couch.
The next day the wife feeling bad about what happened the night before decided to buy husband a gift, and since he was an avid golfer went to the pro shop where he played golf.
She spoke with the pro who suggested she buy a new putter and showed her the finest one in the shop.
“How much is it ?” she enquired.
“$150 “ he replied
She felt that was a little expensive and told him so.
“ But it comes with an inscription “ he said
“What kind of inscription?” she asked
“ Whatever you wish “ he explained “ but one of the old golfers favourites is, “NEVER UP,NEVER IN!”
“Oh, that will never do!” exclaimed the wife.
“That’s what started the argument in the first place!”
Golf backwards is flog. Sounds like the hubby. lol
 
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A young couple were having an argument in bed, hubby jumped up grabbed a blanket and slept on the couch.
The next day the wife feeling bad about what happened the night before decided to buy husband a gift, and since he was an avid golfer went to the pro shop where he played golf.
She spoke with the pro who suggested she buy a new putter and showed her the finest one in the shop.
“How much is it ?” she enquired.
“$150 “ he replied
She felt that was a little expensive and told him so.
“ But it comes with an inscription “ he said
“What kind of inscription?” she asked
“ Whatever you wish “ he explained “ but one of the old golfers favourites is, “NEVER UP,NEVER IN!”
“Oh, that will never do!” exclaimed the wife.
“That’s what started the argument in the first place!”
Lol Never up never in Hahaha I shouldn't laugh.
 
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