[Geoff8]

“AH” - joke​

A Motor cycle cop stops a driver after seeing him going through a red light. The driver, a real so and so steps out of his car and immediately shouts at the cop as why he pulled him over?
The officer calmly tells him of the red light violation and takes out the ticket book.
The motorist instantly goes into a tirade and questions the cops ancestry, sexual orientation etc in rather explicit Offensive terms.
This goes on for 10 mins or so and the cop just takes it in his stride not saying a word.
The cop finishes writing the ticket and puts an “AH” in the corner of the narrative Portion of the ticket, he then hands ticket to driver for a signature who angrily signs and asks what the “AH” Stands for?
Officer replies an “asshole!”
Two months later they’re in court and the violator has a bad driving record with a high number of points and in danger of losing his licence so he hired a lawyer to represent him.
On the stand the Officer testifies that he saw driver run a red light hence the booking.
Under Cross examination the Defense lawyer asks if this is the ticket that he wrote out to my client, Officer responds “Yes Sir that is the defendants copy with his signature and mine also same number too.
Lawyer “officer is there any other marking or notation on this ticket you don’t normally make?
“Yes sir, in the lower corner of the narrative is an AH underlined…. “
What does the AH mean officer?
“Aggressive and Hostile, Sir.”
“Aggressive and Hostile?”
“Yes Sir”
“Officer are you sure it doesn’t mean …asshole?
“ Well sir you know your client better than I do!”