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Surgeons
Four surgeons are sitting around on lunch break discussing the best people to operate on.
1st surgeon says “I like operating on librarians as when you open them up everything is in alphabetical order”
2nd surgeon says “I like operating on accountants as when you open up everything is numbered and organised”.
3rd surgeon says “well I like to operate on electricians as when they are opened up everything is colour coded!”
4th surgeon says “ no, no, operating on politicians is clearly the best and really easy”
The other 3 surgeons look at each other in disbelief and one asked why.
4th surgeon replies “ because they are heartless, gutless, spineless and their ass and head are interchangeable!”
