[Geoff8]

Camping​

Sally, a blonde, is married to a Scout Master who unfortunately got sick and couldn’t take his Scout Troop to the mountains for a camping trip on the weekend.

Sally said that she would take them, and hubby agreed.

The next morning Sally checked that all the items needed for the trip were in good working order, then drove the boys to the mountains where they were to set up the camp.

Sally then told the boys that they were all to pitch in and help, so she gave each boy a task.

Tommy was to put up tents with help from Bob, Steve was in charge of getting wood for the fire, Gerry was to pass out the lamps and torches to everyone, and Frank was put in charge of cooking.

Sally suggested to Frank that he should start cooking the night's meal for everyone so with that he started to prepare the meal.

Ten mins later he approached Sally and said that the matches were no good, to which Sally replied: 'Well they should be! I checked every one of them myself, and they all worked fine!'