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As I was going through a Coles checkout recently I dropped a plastic carton of Tomato paste stuff and it went everywhere. The supervisor called for help and I went and picked up a replacement the price was around $6. When we had gone through the checkout my wife checked the bill as always...

Sounds At a gentleman's club in London two elderly men are sitting in armchairs in front of the fireplace and one says "the sound is Whoomb!" the other old man says " you are wrong the sound is Whump" just then a young waitress passes by and she says " I am sorry to interrupt gentlemen but the...

Our own wedding at St. Mary's church in Cheshunt Herts. UK took place on August 27th 63 years ago and it was traditional stuff having read the Banns etc. at my own church St. Saviors in Walthamstow London E17

There is an island in the Pacific Ocean that only has two types of inhabitants and they are a tribe of Pygmy's and lots of snakes of all types. Nearby is another island whose inhabitants are cannibals whose favourite food is guess what. The answer is Snake and Pygmy pie.

I think that there is something seriously wrong with the Victorian state government and the Premier because they still allow duck shooting to continue and the complete disregard to the public opinion about the way animals are treated is disgusting. There is just one poly namely Emma Hurst who is...

Liam makes the mistake by saying go to the front of the store to finalise your purchases, but we are all aware now that Kmart have the tills in the centre of the store and we have an inquisition from a staff member when we leave.

Twins in the bath and the girl was envious of her brothers thing between his legs, mum said don't worry darling because when you grow up you can have as many of those as you like.

When we arrived as ten pound poms in 1970 my family was housed in a Nissan hut in Melbourne. No air-conditioning and communal food hall etc.

I did that too but it is still annoying.

Somebody had it in for these old guys while they were away in my opinion.

Well in my humble opinion someone had it in for him while he was away.

In my opinion someone 'had it in for him' while he was away.

I use Telstra and your daily email is going into my Junk file despite my saying it is not junk. I have emailed Telstra as you suggested too.

I never break the law and just to prove that this week I received an email to say I had won a $70 voucher from Woolworths and it was from the RAC. As I thought this was a SCAM I asked the RAC direct exactly what this was for and the RAC replied and told me it was because I have the 'RAC GO' App...

Now aged 85 this was the 2nd coronation that I have experienced and it was history in the making so we were all actually part of it. None of us experienced any previous coronations like queen Victoria etc. so why would you want to miss this one?

We are both 85 now and we did down size and move to a Parklands Retirement Village in Ellenbrook WA about 12 years ago but after 8 years we decided to move south and have a sea change. We found that departing from the village cost us an arm and a leg and we were lucky we had enough savings to...