[Luckyus]

Newly Weds​

Newlywed couple gets home from honeymoon. When they are entering their new lovenest, the husband says: “well, now it is a good time for us to get some ground rules established”
“On Mondays and Wednesdays it is game night with my friends”
“Tuesdays nights are poker nights. Thursday we go out for a good cigar”
“On Fridays we vary, but it is usually happy hour until late in the evening. OK?”
“OK”, she said, “but here at home I will have sex every night, you being here or not”

 

[Wandiwa]

 

[Dennis]

I might have used this slightly R rated joke before but it fits the picture above. This mother had twins a boy and a girl, on Friday nights she used to put them in the bath together to save water, this particular night after she had gone to wash the dishes the twins were splashing about in the bath the little girl said to her brother, can I play with that thing between your legs, he said no, why not said his sister, he replied saying because you have broken yours off already.

 

[robbie's]

I might have used this slightly R rated joke before but it fits the picture above. This mother had twins a boy and a girl, on Friday nights she used to put them in the bath together to save water, this particular night after she had gone to wash the dishes the twins were splashing about in the bath the little girl said to her brother, can I play with that thing between your legs, he said no, why not said his sister, he replied saying because you have broken yours off already.

Old'ee but a good'ee

 

[Leonard Hall]

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Twins in the bath and the girl was envious of her brothers thing between his legs, mum said don't worry darling because when you grow up you can have as many of those as you like.

 

[MzChris]

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Now that’s funny

 

[Barbara V]

Newly Weds​

Newlywed couple gets home from honeymoon. When they are entering their new lovenest, the husband says: “well, now it is a good time for us to get some ground rules established”
“On Mondays and Wednesdays it is game night with my friends”
“Tuesdays nights are poker nights. Thursday we go out for a good cigar”
“On Fridays we vary, but it is usually happy hour until late in the evening. OK?”
“OK”, she said, “but here at home I will have sex every night, you being here or not”

That's the weakest grand dad joke so far

 

[Wandiwa]

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Newly Weds​

Newlywed couple gets home from honeymoon. When they are entering their new lovenest, the husband says: “well, now it is a good time for us to get some ground rules established”
“On Mondays and Wednesdays it is game night with my friends”
“Tuesdays nights are poker nights. Thursday we go out for a good cigar”
“On Fridays we vary, but it is usually happy hour until late in the evening. OK?”
“OK”, she said, “but here at home I will have sex every night, you being here or not”

Lol, love it, clever wife, wonder what the husband had to say to his clever wife!!! Hahaha.

 

[Johnlalor]

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Which one is the male?