Sounds
At a gentleman's club in London two elderly men are sitting in armchairs in front of the fireplace and one says "the sound is Whoomb!" the other old man says " you are wrong the sound is Whump" just then a young waitress passes by and she says " I am sorry to interrupt gentlemen but the word you are looking for is Womb. At which the first old man says "well young lady all I can say is that you have never heard an elephant fart.