[Vinylted]

In the very merry month of May
When couples liked to roll in the hay;
Don't mind the prickles

Your turn Flash just add the next line...

 

[Placid]

In the very merry month of May
When couples liked to roll in the hay;
Don't mind the prickles
And enjoy the tickles


Last line please

 

[Vinylted]

In the very merry month of May
When couples liked to roll in the hay;
Don't mind the prickles
And enjoy the tickles,
With romance, there's always a way.

 

[Vinylted]

Members hail from all over Australia


next line please...

 

[Placid]

Members hail from all over Australia
They're all winners and never a failure


Next please

 

[Vinylted]

Members hail from all over Australia
They're all winners and never a failure;
They fancy their riddles


next line please

 

[Placid]

Members hail from all over Australia
They're all winners and never a failure;
They fancy their riddles
Some answers are giggles


and

 

[Quiltynut]

In the very merry month of May
When couples liked to roll in the hay;
Don't mind the prickles

Or how it all tickles

 

[Placid]

In the very merry month of May
When couples liked to roll in the hay;
Don't mind the prickles
Or how it all tickles (Quiltynut)
With romance, there's always a way. (Vinylted)

Or how it all tickles

 

[Vinylted]

Members hail from all over Australia
They're all winners and never a failure;
They fancy their riddles
Some answers are giggles,
Never worry if some seem a tad peculiar..

Like to start a new one Quiltynut?

 

[Vinylted]

We are so short of limerick players
It seems members are just not stayers;
Either don't have the time
Or can't find a rhyme.
Their poetry won't come in layers...

 

[thomas]

Some of us er older folk are well versed in the art form of limericks. It has been said that :-
The limerick is an art form complex
Whose contents run often to sex;
It consists of virgins
and masculine urgings,
And other vulgar erotic effects.

They abound, but how about we contribute some of our own... maybe to celebrate the beginnings of SDC?
Seniors Discount Club is a catchy name
We hope the new forum brings fame;
With new members galore
Maybe a score or more,
Members who'll be so glad they came:

Your turn now folks....

jwill all go in the HALL OF FAME

 

[Vinylted]

Vinylted loved to spend time in his shed
Where all his madcap ideas are bred;
He can be quite a whizz
With bottles that fizz,


Last line please rhyming with lines one & two..

 

[Vinylted]

Vinylted loved to spend time in his shed
Where all his madcap ideas are bred;
He can be quite a whizz
With bottles that fizz,
So the bubbles can all go to his head.

 

[Vinylted]

Blossom and Placid are two of our crew

 

[Placid]

Blossom and Placid are two of our crew
The sort of people you wish you knew

 

[Vinylted]

Blossom and Placid are two of our crew
The sort of people you wish you knew;
Both smart and funny

 

[Placid]

Blossom and Placid are two of our crew
The sort of people you wish you knew;
Both smart and funny
And on the money

 

[Vinylted]

Blossom and Placid are two of our crew
The sort of people you wish you knew;
Both smart and funny
And on the money,
When it comes to mateship, true blue.

 

[Vinylted]

I wonder if Zee has ever rode on a Spyder?