[Vinylted]

Original Limericks: Add your line!​

Some of us er older folk are well versed in the art form of limericks. It has been said that :-
The limerick is an art form complex
Whose contents run often to sex;
It consists of virgins
and masculine urgings,
And other vulgar erotic effects.

They abound, but how about we contribute some of our own... maybe to celebrate the beginnings of SDC?
Seniors Discount Club is a catchy name
We hope the new forum brings fame;
With new members galore
Maybe a score or more,
Members who'll be so glad they came:

Your turn now folks....

 

[Maddison Dwyer]

They will continue to proclaim the name
Until it gains significant acclaims!

How did I do @Vinylted no where near as good as you, but I had a go!

 

[Vinylted]

Well done, they each would have made a great last line in the limerick I posted.
A limerick consists of five lines, 1. 2 & 5 rhyming, with 3 & 4 also rhyming but shorter and adding a twist to the story.... as in er not mine, but once voted as the best clean limerick..
There was once a lady from Riga
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger; (here the story takes a twist)
They returned from the ride
With the lady inside, (then the summing up)
And a smile on the face of the tiger..

 

[Blossom]

An exotic young dancer call Mabel

ps
next line to be added

 

[Placid]

An exotic young dancer call Mabel
Did most of her steps on a table


Next line please

 

[Vinylted]

An exotic young dancer call Mabel
Did most of her steps on a table;
Then one she slipped

 

[Placid]

An exotic young dancer called Mabel
Did most of her steps on a table;
Then one day she slipped
And off the table she flipped


last line please

 

[Vinylted]

An exotic young dancer called Mabel
Did most of her steps on a table;
Then one day she slipped
And off the table she flipped,
Now she can't do what she was able..


Now Mabel was more used to a pole

next line

 

[Blossom]

Now Mabel was more used to a pole
But hanging aloft took its toll

 

[Vinylted]

Now Mabel was more used to a pole
But hanging aloft took its toll;
The strain on her back

 

[Placid]

Now Mabel was more used to a pole
But hanging aloft took its toll;
The strain on her back
And the weight of her "rack"


last line please

 

[Vinylted]

Now Mabel was more used to a pole
But hanging aloft took its toll;
The strain on her back
And the weight of her "rack",
Toppled her into the arms of old Jack!


New first line next...

 

[Vinylted]

Placid loves the fresh air in his face


next line please..

 

[Placid]

Placid loves the fresh air in his face
When riding his bike, he thinks it's Ace


and next line please

 

[Vinylted]

Placid loves the fresh air in his face
When riding his bike, he thinks it's Ace;
Oh no, not a Harley


add next line please

 

[Placid]

Placid loves the fresh air in his face
When riding his bike, he thinks it's Ace;
Oh no, not a Harley
Wouldn't be seen dead on one, Charlie


and last line please

 

[Vinylted]

Placid loves the fresh air in his face
When riding his bike, he thinks it's Ace;
Oh no, not a Harley
Wouldn't be seen dead on one, Charlie,
Its understood, a treadly is more your pace..

New 1st line please

 

[Maddison Dwyer]

Wow! This is very cool.

I'm going to try and start one...

Vinylted loved to spend time in his shed

Next sentence
(Ps. I know it didn't need to rhyme, but I thought it would be a nice start )

 

[Vinylted]

In each panel extend select & copy progress into your reply.. ie:

Vinylted loved to spend time in his shed
Where all his madcap ideas are bred;


next line please...
(should be shorter and not rhyme with first two.)

 

[Blossom]

Vinylted loved to spend time in his shed
Where all his madcap ideas are bred;
He can be quite a whizz