I wonder if Zee has ever rode on a Spyder
And if she did, has anyone spied her;
She'd have lots of fun
Hanging onto a bum,
 
I wonder if Zee has ever rode on a Spyder
And if she did, has anyone spied her;
She'd have lots of fun
Hanging onto a bum,
As long as it's not the bum of the rider.
 
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Vinylted loved to spend time in his shed
Where all his madcap ideas are bred;
He can be quite a whizz
With all that fizz
But sometimes it all goes to his head.
 
Continuing...

Happily 2021 is almost all done
It really was a pain in the bum;
With lockdowns galore


Next line please...
 
Happily 2021 is almost all done
It really was a pain in the bum;
With lockdowns galore
All under Dan's law
Hoping no more to come
Well done nickname, welcome to the limerick builders.. You finished that one so come up with a new first line and we'll start on another verse. :p
 
Henry the big hippopotamus
Swims in a bay that is bottomless;
He keeps head above water
Just like he oughta,
By farting from his Gluteus Maximus..
 

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