[Vinylted]

Marlene was a haughty girl
Her looks sent men in a whirl;

 

[Placid]

Marlene was a haughty girl
Her looks sent men in a whirl;
But when she kissed

 

[Vinylted]

Marlene was a haughty girl
Her looks sent men in a whirl;
But when she kissed
The men all wished,

 

[Placid]

Marlene was a haughty girl
Her looks sent men in a whirl;
But when she kissed
The men all wished,
She didn't make their toes curl.

 

[Vinylted]

Can haughty girls be naughty lasses?

 

[Blossom]

Can haughty girls be naughty lasses?
Maybe yes, if they dont wear glasses?

 

[Placid]

Can haughty girls be naughty lasses?
Maybe yes, if they dont wear glasses?
If they look down their noses

 

[Vinylted]

Can haughty girls be naughty lasses?
Maybe yes, if they don't wear glasses?
If they look down their noses
While strutting posh poses,

 

[Placid]

Can haughty girls be naughty lasses?
Maybe yes, if they don't wear glasses?
If they look down their noses
While strutting posh poses,
They could end up sitting on their asses.

 

[Vinylted]

A young lady who hailed from Woy Woy

 

[Placid]

A young lady who hailed from Woy Woy
While romping around with her toy boy

 

[Vinylted]

A young lady who hailed from Woy Woy
While romping around with her toy boy;
Alas she bent over too far

 

[Placid]

A young lady who hailed from Woy Woy
While romping around with her toy boy;
Alas she bent over too far
In the back seat of the car

 

[Vinylted]

A young lady who hailed from Woy Woy
While romping around with her toy boy;
Alas she bent over too far
In the back seat of the car,
Which rather interrupted her boy - joy!

 

[Blossom]

Good looking Fred was a ladies man

 

[Vinylted]

Good looking Fred was a ladies man
Thought he was kin to the goat god Pan;

 

[Placid]

Good looking Fred was a ladies man
Thought he was kin to the goat god Pan;
But as much as he tried

 

[Vinylted]

Good looking Fred was a ladies man
Thought he was kin to the goat god Pan;
But as much as he tried
All the ladies denied,

 

[Placid]

Good looking Fred was a ladies man
Thought he was kin to the goat god Pan;
But as much as he tried
All the ladies denied,
Which wasn't exactly his plan.

 

[Vinylted]

A amorous old chappie from Sydney