[Placid]

An amorous old chappie from Sydney
Made money by selling one kidney

 

[Vinylted]

An amorous old chappie from Sydney
Made money by selling one kidney;
Spent it all on a whore

 

[Blossom]

An amorous old chappie from Sydney
Made money by selling one kidney;
Spent it all on a whore
Till she showed him the door

 

[Vinylted]

An amorous old chappie from Sydney
Made money by selling one kidney;
Spent it all on a whore
Till she showed him the door,
So selling another he'd be without any!

 

[Vinylted]

When aged, ardour can be quickly cooled

 

[Placid]

When aged, ardour can be quickly cooled
Women know this but men are fooled

 

[Vinylted]

When aged, ardour can be quickly cooled
Women know this but men are fooled;
Using feminine wiles

 

[Placid]

When aged, ardour can be quickly cooled
Women know this but men are fooled;
Using feminine wiles
They're ahead by miles

 

[Vinylted]

When aged, ardour can be quickly cooled
Women know this but men are fooled;
Using feminine wiles
They're ahead by miles,
Even when respective assets are pooled..

New start please..

 

[Blossom]

Pandora was tempted to open that box

 

[Vinylted]

Pandora was tempted to open that box
Not aware of the danger in opening lox;

 

[Vinylted]

Pandora was tempted to open that box
Not aware of the danger in opening lox;

C'mon folks.... bump

 

[Blossom]

Pandora was tempted to open that box
Not aware of the danger in opening lox;
So she took a chance

 

[Vinylted]

Pandora was tempted to open that box
Not aware of the danger in opening lox;
So she took a chance
That the avalanche,

 

[Blossom]

Pandora was tempted to open that box
Not aware of the danger in opening lox;
So she took a chance
That the avalanche,
Was filled with large diamond rocks.

In the very merry month of May

 

[Vinylted]

In the very merry month of May
When couples liked to roll in the hay;

 

[Vinylted]

In the very merry month of May
When couples liked to roll in the hay;
Don't mind the prickles

 

["Flash"]

There was this young bloke from Tibet
and this is the strangest yet,
Couldn't make up his mind
to go forward or behind
so instead of coming he went!

 

["Flash"]

Placid loves the fresh air in his face
When riding his bike, he thinks it's Ace;
Oh no, not a Harley
Wouldn't be seen dead on one, Charlie


and last line please

But his last bike is just a disgrace

 

[Vinylted]

But his last bike is just a disgrace

Welcome to limericks Flash, it's great to have another contributor. In this thread as the title suggests we are building the limericks one line at a time in turn with each other. We get some unusual twists & turns that way... You wrote a great last line to the Placid on his bike one, thanks The easiest way to do that is to copy the line or lines of the current limerick and paste in the next window, then add your line and leave for the next person.... cheers