Is having no name a bad omen?
Does it cause pain in your abdomen;
You don't really need one
If when called to come,
Just say "I answer to Joe, man."
 
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There was a young man from North Sydney
Who decided that he'd dive for abalone;
But he met with a shark
Which left a nasty mark,
 
There was a young man from North Sydney
Who decided that he'd dive for abalone;
But he met with a shark
Which left a nasty mark,
He was lucky it left him just one kidney!
 
There's a reason that girls like to ride horses
On race day, you'll see them at the courses



(It's been a while since we tackled one of these, Ted.)
 
There's a reason that girls like to ride horses
On race day, you'll see them at the courses;
Astride their saddles

mm quite a while Xe has also started a limerick thread, wish her luck.. lol
 
There's a reason that girls like to ride horses
On race day, you'll see them at the courses;
Astride their saddles
They begin their battles
 
There's a reason that girls like to ride horses
On race day, you'll see them at the courses;
Astride their saddles
They begin their battles,
Their pleasure leads to so many divorces.
 

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