I wonder if Zee has ever rode on a Harley?
Hanging on for dear life behind Charlie;
Charlie knew some tricks
For foxing the chicks,
 
I wonder if Zee has ever rode on a Spyder?
I don't think she has, but really she mighta;
Just wanting a new thrill
He took her up the hill
 
I wonder if Zee has ever rode on a Harley?
Hanging on for dear life behind Charlie;
Charlie knew some tricks
For foxing the chicks,
As he sweetened her up with some barley.
 
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I wonder if Zee has ever rode on a Spyder?
I don't think she has, but really she mighta;
Just wanting a new thrill
He took her up the hill,
Where he plied her with buckets of cider.
 
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A hearty old chappie from west Perth
Was worried about the size of his girth;
His problem was you see
Whenever he wanted to pee
 
A hearty old chappie from west Perth
Was worried about the size of his girth;
His problem was you see
Whenever he wanted to pee,
His small size made him an object of mirth.
 
Vinylted loved to spend time in his shed
Where all his madcap ideas are bred;
He can be quite a whizz
And can get in a tizz,
But the reaction just goes to his head..
A rather refined lady from Broome
Pricked a finger working her loom;
Completing the above
A rather refined lady from Broome
Pricked a finger working her loom;
A spot of blood came
 
A rather refined lady from Broome
Pricked a finger working her loom
A spot of blood came
Which worried the Dame
 
A rather refined lady from Broome
Pricked a finger working her loom
A spot of blood came
Which worried the Dame,
So much that she went into a swoon.
 

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