Sydney hosts a huge gay Mardi Gras
They dance and sing, oh la de ya da;
With it all hanging out
They continue to shout,
Before all stripping off for a spa!
 
Sydney hosts a huge gay Mardi Gras
They dance and sing, oh la de ya da;
With it all hanging out
Many a simper or pout,
 
Sydney hosts a huge gay Mardi Gras
They dance and sing, oh la de ya da;
With it all hanging out
They continue to shout,
As they head to the local gay bar.


New start anybody??
 
Tim was addicted to caffeine
As much as to girlfriend Pauline;
But they both got a shock


next line rhymes with shock
 
Tim was addicted to caffeine
As much as to girlfriend Pauline;
But they both got a shock
When he went into hock,


last line to rhyme with lines 1 & 2... ... (Thanks for the start Maddie.
 
Tim was addicted to caffeine
As much as to girlfriend Pauline;
But they both got a shock
When he went into hock,
And never again was he seen.


Come on Maddie... start it again
 
There was a young lady from Cape Cod
When in bed, would cry Oh MY God;
But it wasn't her passion
Although in her fashion,
 
There was a young lady from Cape Cod
When in bed, would cry Oh MY God;
But it wasn't her passion
Although in her fashion,
That made her give him the nod.
 
A daring young man once rode a Spyder
Gentle by nature until he became a rider;
He soon changed his tune
On the next full moon
 
A daring young man once rode a Spyder
Gentle by nature until he became a rider;
He soon changed his tune
On the next full moon,
Gathering with his mates around the "niner"!
 

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