Do Melbournians have a drawl? Must be the great food and carfee pardner, as well as our being south of the border, down Tasmania way. Yee-haa!Bubba and Billy Bob are walking down the street in Melbourne, and they
see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 each.”
Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Bob, look here! We could buy gobs of these, take 'em back to Sydney, sell 'em to our friends, and make a fortune. Just let me do the talkin' cause if they hear your accent, they might think we're ignorant, and won't wanna sell that stuff to us. Now, I'll talk in a slow Victorian drawl, so's they don't know we is from Sydney.”
They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Victorian drawl, "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and …."
The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll played football for Sydney Swans, didn’t y’all?”
"Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba...."How come you knowed that?”
"Because this is a dry cleaners.
The poor have it,the rich don't need it and if you eat it you will die.Submit your best riddle and go into the draw to win a $100 Coles, Woolies, ALDI or IGA voucher!
Good morning, members!
A little competition hiatus from us last month, which we are sorry about, but we were busy doing some other big things for you lot which you will all have access to very soon…
But we are back and ready to give you some money for your best riddle! This new riddle competition will run from now until mid-June.
As you all know, we love sending you riddles every Monday, Wednesday and Friday morning, but we are finding ourselves running a little low on riddles in our ‘riddle bank’. So we need you to post your favourite riddle in the comments below (along with the answer to the riddle.)
The member who posts the best riddle before mid-June will receive a $100 voucher to Coles, Woolies, ALDI or IGA (at the winner's discretion)!
The only rule is that you cannot take a riddle that has already have been posted in our weekly riddle thread - https://seniorsdiscountclub.com.au/forums/jokes-fun-and-games.10/
Good luck, members! And Happy Riddle-ing!
the letter mWhat appears once in a minute twice in a moment but never in a hundred years?