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Answer SilenceWhat is so fragile that saying it's name breaks it
A breed of dogsWhat is a Shih Tzu?
It's a zoo with no animals? .
Bubba and Billy Bob are walking down the street in Melbourne, and they
see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 each.”
Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Bob, look here! We could buy gobs of these, take 'em back to Sydney, sell 'em to our friends, and make a fortune. Just let me do the talkin' cause if they hear your accent, they might think we're ignorant, and won't wanna sell that stuff to us. Now, I'll talk in a slow Victorian drawl, so's they don't know we is from Sydney.”
They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Victorian drawl, "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and …."
The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll played football for Sydney Swans, didn’t y’all?”
"Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba...."How come you knowed that?”
"Because this is a dry cleaners.
A little old lady with a walking stick, shakily enters the local Sex Shop. Once inside she rests shakily on her walking stick and stands at the counter gazing around. A young man appears from the back room and is surprised to see this trembling, obviously very old lady in his store. He nervously asks if there is something he can help her with. She replies, in a trembling voice, "D-d d- do y-y you s-s sell d-d dildos he-he here?" To which he replies, attempting not to glance sideways and to sound quite natural. "Why, yes ma'am, we do." The little old lady then asks in her shaky manner, "D-d do y-y you ha-ve a-a b-b big black one, w-w-with a red button on it?" Again the sales assistant replies "Yes ma'am, we do have some like that." The little old lady looks up at him, still shakily leaning on her walking stick and says "Oh-h th-thank goo-ood-ness. C-c-can y-you t-t-tell me how to turn it off?"
what is the longest word in the dictionarySubmit your best riddle and go into the draw to win a $100 Coles, Woolies, ALDI or IGA voucher!
Good morning, members!
A little competition hiatus from us last month, which we are sorry about, but we were busy doing some other big things for you lot which you will all have access to very soon…
But we are back and ready to give you some money for your best riddle! This new riddle competition will run from now until mid-June.
As you all know, we love sending you riddles every Monday, Wednesday and Friday morning, but we are finding ourselves running a little low on riddles in our ‘riddle bank’. So we need you to post your favourite riddle in the comments below (along with the answer to the riddle.)
The member who posts the best riddle before mid-June will receive a $100 voucher to Coles, Woolies, ALDI or IGA (at the winner's discretion)!
The only rule is that you cannot take a riddle that has already have been posted in our weekly riddle thread - https://seniorsdiscountclub.com.au/forums/jokes-fun-and-games.10/
Good luck, members! And Happy Riddle-ing!