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July Competition – Winter Memory Lane
July Competition – Winter Memory Lane It’s time to take a trip down memory lane! ❄️ For this week’s challenge, we want to see your favourite winter memory captured in a photo. Whether it’s building a snowman (or a mud-man!), snuggling by the fire, or running around in gumboots—dig up a treasured snap and share the winter magic. And don’t...
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Riddle Which Headline is True? 12.07.25 AM
Which Headline is True? 12.07.25 AM Can you separate fact from fiction? Only one in this set of headlines is TRUE. Comment your answers below and to make it more fun: add a short reason why you think it's the real headline. If it made us laugh or if it makes an exceptional point, we'll make sure to give you a special shout-out! ;) A) Woman...
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Riddle Emojis Decoded 11.07.2025 (AM)
Emojis Decoded 11.07.2025 (AM) Hi members! 👋 This week, we're switching up our Emojis Decoded segment! We thought it would be fun if you could guess what this series of emojis represents. For today, we're decoding a movie! Can you guess this one? Credit: Seniors Discount Club Hint: A royal cub finds his roar in the savanna. Send your...
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Riddle 3 Truths, 1 Lie (12.07.2025)
3 Truths, 1 Lie (12.07.2025) G'day, legends! Time to flex those brain-cells and hunt down today’s lone imposter. 🤔 Here are today’s four statements—can you spot the lie? A) Hair and fingernails continue to grow after death. B) Humans and dinosaurs never coexisted. C) Mercury is not the hottest planet in the solar system. D) Mount Everest is...
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Riddle Word Unscramble 11.07.2025
Word Unscramble 11.07.2025 Hello there! :D We have another Word Unscramble challenge for you! Just unscramble a series of letters to reveal today's mystery word. Here's today’s word: I O N S T I R A T P I Think you can crack it? If so, submit your answers in the comments below. Good luck and enjoy! 🍀
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Joke Granddad Joke of the Day
Granddad Joke of the Day The Haircut. A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car...
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Joke It’s about time… 🍌
It’s about time… 🍌
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Riddle Emojis Decoded 11.07.2025
Emojis Decoded 11.07.2025 Hi members! 👋 This week, we're switching up our Emojis Decoded segment! We thought it would be fun if you could guess what this series of emojis represents. For today, we're decoding a common phrase! Can you guess this one? Hint: A secret just slipped out—and it wasn’t supposed to! Send your guesses in the...
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The -ing Game
The -ing Game Hi Members! I hope you are all having a beautiful week 🌸 I thought you might all enjoy a new word game, so let's play one that's fairly simple :D It's called the -ing game. All you'll need to do is follow the previous person in the comments and write down a word beginning with the next letter in the alphabet ending in "ing"...
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Riddle Fill in the Blank 11.07.2025
Fill in the Blank 11.07.2025 Good arvo, dear members! Let’s test your knowledge with today’s Fill in the Blank challenge! 🕺 'I’m not a ___... I’m a dancer!' — Strictly Ballroom (1992) A. Fighter B. Rebel C. Loser D. Follower
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck.
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Joke Do you feel your age? 👶
Do you feel your age? 👶
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Friday Funnies: Billy Connolly | On a plane to Australia
Friday Funnies: Billy Connolly | On a plane to Australia In this hilarious clip, Billy Connolly paints a vivid (and smelly) picture of a long-haul flight to Australia, seated beside a fellow passenger who wouldn’t stop farting. With his classic storytelling flair, Billy turns a gross ordeal into comic gold, with exaggerated reactions and...
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What’s one tiny thing that made your week better?
What’s one tiny thing that made your week better? For me, I was able to visit the café I've been planning on going to for WEEKS already. Thankfully, my best friends were able to come with me to experience their authentic Vietnamese Egg Coffee (Cà Phê Trứng)! :coffee: After such a stressful and tiring week, spending time with people I love over...
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Joke Dad Joke 👮
Dad Joke 👮 A detective showed up at my house and asked me where I was between 4 & 5. 👮 I told him, kindergarten. 😊
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Riddle 3 Truths, 1 Lie (05.07.2025)
3 Truths, 1 Lie (05.07.2025) G'day, legends! Time to flex those brain-cells and hunt down today’s lone imposter. 🤔 Here are today’s four statements—can you spot the lie? A) Shaving doesn’t make hair grow back thicker or darker. B) It doesn’t take seven years to digest gum. C) Drinking milk increases mucus when you're sick. D) The full moon...
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Joke Lawn Mower 💰
Lawn Mower 💰
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Joke Dad Joke 🖐️
Dad Joke 🖐️ My friend won’t shut up about how he launched a successful hand sanitizer brand. He just keeps rubbing it in. 😊
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MAGIC WORDS...
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Riddle Which Headline is True? 10.07.25 PM
Which Headline is True? 10.07.25 PM Can you separate fact from fiction? Only one in this set of headlines is TRUE. Comment your answers below and to make it more fun: add a short reason why you think it's the real headline. If it made us laugh or if it makes an exceptional point, we'll make sure to give you a special shout-out! ;) A) Mum...
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Joke A police officer came to my house and asked me...
A police officer came to my house and asked me... Image source: Seniors Discount Club. A police officer came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 and 6. He seemed irritated when I answered 'kindergarten.'
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Job Description. Hard to Fill Position
Job Description. Hard to Fill Position
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Who On Earth Are You, Then ?
Who On Earth Are You, Then ? A photographer from a well know national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park. The magazine wanted to show the heroic work of the fire fighters as they battled the blaze. When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so thick that it would seriously impede or make...
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Riddle Fill in the Blank 10.07.2025 (Morning)
Fill in the Blank 10.07.2025 (Morning) G'day, members! Let’s test your knowledge with today’s Fill in the Blank challenge! 🧠 'That's not a knife... ______ a knife.' —Crocodile Dundee A. This is B. Now that’s C. Here is D. That is Think you know the answer? Drop it in the comments section below! 🤓
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AIRPORT SECURITY
AIRPORT SECURITY A woman recently shared a hilarious airport experience involving a very enthusiastic security dog. 🐶✈️ While waiting for her luggage at the carousel, she noticed a sniffer dog repeatedly targeting her bag. She was completely sure she hadn’t packed anything illegal — but as the dog insisted, her mind started racing with...
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Riddle Word Unscramble 09.07.2025
Word Unscramble 09.07.2025 Hello there! :D We have another Word Unscramble challenge for you! Just unscramble a series of letters to reveal today's mystery word. Here's today’s word: T E X O E R U C Think you can crack it? If so, submit your answers in the comments below. Good luck and enjoy! 🍀
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