[Vinylted]

Did crazy Bill know Jill was on the pill?
Or was he just a bit of a dill,
She's just not telling

 

[Placid]

Did crazy Bill know Jill was on the pill?
Or was he just a bit of a dill,
She's just not telling
But her belly's swelling

 

[Vinylted]

Did crazy Bill know Jill was on the pill?
Or was he just a bit of a dill;
She's just not telling
But her belly's swelling,
It's the pain that can follow a thrill!

New start someone.....

 

[Blossom]

But did crazy Bill know Jill was on the pill?
Or was he just a bit of a dill
well, nine months later

 

[Placid]

But did crazy Bill know Jill was on the pill?
Or was he just a bit of a dill
well, nine months later
That mad copulater

 

[Vinylted]

Did crazy Bill know Jill was on the pill?
Or was he just a bit of a dill;
Well, nine months later
That mad copulater,
Became a daddy to twins Will & Phyl
..

Did Phyl grow up like her Mum?

New second line rhyming with 1st.

 

[Blossom]

Did Phyl grow up like her Mum?
Yes, she drank wine and chewed gum

 

[Placid]

Did Phyl grow up like her Mum?
Yes, she drank wine and chewed gum
They looked like twins

 

[Vinylted]

Did Phyl grow up like her Mum?
Yes, she drank wine and chewed gum;
They looked like twins
But in spite of their sins,

 

[Placid]

Did Phyl grow up like her Mum?
Yes, she drank wine and chewed gum;
They looked like twins
But in spite of their sins,
They still grew up looking dumb.

 

[Vinylted]

There was a young lady from the 'bool

 

[Placid]

There was a young lady from the 'bool
All the fellas thought she was cool




(This should be interesting as I married a young lady from the 'bool.)

 

[Vinylted]

There was a young lady from the 'bool
All the fellas thought she was cool;
They all plied their troth

 

[Placid]

There was a young lady from the 'bool
All the fellas thought she was cool;
They all plied their troth
But much to their wrath

 

[Vinylted]

There was a young lady from the 'bool
All the fellas thought she was cool;
They all plied their troth
But much to their wrath,
She shot through with Tony the "cool"..

 

[Vinylted]

Sydney hosts a huge gay Mardi Gras

 

[Blossom]

Sydney hosts a huge gay Mardi Gras
They dance and sing, oh la de ya da

 

[Placid]

Sydney hosts a huge gay Mardi Gras
They dance and sing, oh la de ya da
But when it's all over

 

[Vinylted]

Sydney hosts a huge gay Mardi Gras
They dance and sing, oh la de ya da;
With it all hanging out

 

[Placid]

Sydney hosts a huge gay Mardi Gras
They dance and sing, oh la de ya da;
With it all hanging out
They continue to shout