[Vinylted]

How about the woman from Brighton?
Who left home without a nightie on;

 

[Pommyoz]

she ran so fast
it was a blast

 

[Vinylted]

How about the woman from Brighton?
Who left home without a nightie on;
She ran so fast
It was a blast,
Showing off her coat from Louis Vuitton!

 

[SilverPinkDragon01]

Sitting by a tree near a brook

 

[Pommyoz]

Sitting by a tree near a brook
My son was there acting the sook

 

[SilverPinkDragon01]

Sitting by a tree near a brook
My son was there acting the sook
I huffed & puffed and tried not to swear

 

[Pommyoz]

Sitting by a tree near a brook
My son was there acting the sook
I huffed & puffed and tried not to swear

I am wanting to change so it sings....sorry!

 

[Pommyoz]

Sitting by a tree near a brook
My son was there acting the sook
I huffed and puffed
me swearing and stuffed

 

[Vinylted]

Format well corrected

Sitting by a tree near a brook
My son was there acting the sook:
I huffed and puffed
Me swearing and stuffed,
While the lazy sod just watched me cook!

 

[Vinylted]

It's a man's job to tend the campfire

 

[Pommyoz]

It's a mans job to tend the campfire
and me in my best attire

 

[Vinylted]

It's a mans job to tend the campfire
And me in my best attire;
Can just fan the flames

 

[Pommyoz]

while he plays games

 

[Vinylted]

It's a mans job to tend the campfire
And me in my best attire;
Can just fan the flames
While he plays games,
Charring all that will fit in a fryer!

 

[Vinylted]

When picnicking out in the dry bush

 

[Pommyoz]

When picnicking out in the bush
my sandwiches turned to mush

 

[Vinylted]

When picnicking out in the bush
my sandwiches turned to mush

Oops bush - mush rhyming, I don't think so???

 

[Pommyoz]

when you have an accent like mine moosh is mush!!

 

[Pommyoz]

When picnicking out in the bush
my sandwiches have turned to mush
What do I do?

 

[Vinylted]

when you have an accent like mine moosh is mush!!

point taken...