[Vinylted]

When picnicking out in the dry bush
My sandwiches have turned to mush;
What do I do?
Just say adieu,
And give the whole idea the push!

 

[Vinylted]

There's many a slip twixt cup and lip

 

[Pommyoz]

and too many twixt end on your hip

 

[Vinylted]

There's many a slip twixt cup and lip
And too many twixt end on your hip;
Not to mention thighs

 

[Pommyoz]

There's many a slip twixt cup and lip
and too many twixt end on your hip
not to mention thighs
and red coloured eyes

 

[Vinylted]

There's many a slip twixt cup and lip
And too many twixt end on your hip;
Not to mention thighs
And red coloured eyes,
From too much staring at the show strip.. oops

 

[Pommyoz]

While watching my old tv at home

 

[Vinylted]

While watching my old tv at home
Sucking on a sweet ice cream cone;

 

[Pommyoz]

while watching my old tv at home
sucking on a sweet ice cream cone
the lights went out
I gave a shout

 

[Vinylted]

While watching my old tv at home
Sucking on a sweet ice cream cone;
The lights went out
I gave a shout,
Knowing my soapie I'd have to postpone!

 

[Pommyoz]

There was a milkman named Ernie

 

[Vinylted]

There was a milkman named Ernie
Who courted a lassie called Tessie;

 

[Vinylted]

There was a milkman named Ernie
Who courted a lassie called Tessie;
His great rival who bakes
Wooed her with cakes,

 

[Pommyoz]

there was a milkman names Ernie
who courted a lassie called Tessie
his greatest rival who bakes
wooed her with cakes
and made a right royal messie!

 

[Vinylted]

Ernie's demise from a rock hard bun

 

[Pommyoz]

and had sultanas weighing a ton

 

[Vinylted]

Ernie's demise from a rock hard bun
Which had sultanas weighing a ton;
It caught him under his heart

 

[SilverPinkDragon01]

Ernie's demise from a rock hard bun
Which had sultanas weighing a ton;
It caught him under his heart
and gave him a massive start

 

[Vinylted]

Ernie's demise from a rock hard bun
Which had sultanas weighing a ton;
It caught him under his heart
And gave him a massive start,
Dying really does bring one undone!

Footnote, does anyone remember the the song "Ernie" who drove the fastest milkcart in the west? lol

 

[SilverPinkDragon01]

Ernie's demise from a rock hard bun
Which had sultanas weighing a ton;
It caught him under his heart
And gave him a massive start,
Dying really does bring one undone!

Footnote, does anyone remember the the song "Ernie" who drove the fastest milkcart in the west? lol

Sure do remember, good old Benny Hill