[Vinylted]

There was a young Scotsman named Keith.
Who said to his girl on the heath.
"What I'd, like Miss MacLouth,
Is a bust in me mouth.
But she gave him a crack in the teeth.

Well done!

 

[Vinylted]

A hermit once thought his oasis
The best of all possible places;
For it had a mirage
In the form of a large,
And affectionate female curvaceous.

 

[Vinylted]

The bugger does not make amends,
His action he staunchly defends.
His approach, though posterior,
without doubt is superior.
for enlarging the circle of friends.

G'day Luckyus this is actually the wrong thread for these limericks, I hadn't realised in time but these belong in the thread "Limericks spicy & bold" This thread is for a more genteel write your own a line at a time with others. Cheers Ted

 

[Vinylted]

A new first line for a rhyme is needed

 

[SilverPinkDragon01]

While walking through the woods one day

 

[Vinylted]

While walking through the woods one day
I came upon some grizzly bears at play,

 

[SilverPinkDragon01]

While walking through the woods one day
I came upon some grizzly bears at play,
Who was more shocked, them or me

 

[Vinylted]

While walking through the woods one day
I came upon some grizzly bears at play;
Who was more shocked, them or me
T'was me! which they could see,

 

[Vinylted]

While walking through the woods one day
I came upon some grizzly bears at play;
Who was more shocked, them or me
T'was me! which they could see,
As I hurriedly hid in fright behind a tree..

 

[Vinylted]

Our rhymers seem to have soon deserted

 

[SilverPinkDragon01]

I am here never fear

 

[Vinylted]

The dragon roared I am here never fear
Just listen to me roar, can't you hear;

 

[SilverPinkDragon01]

The dragon roared I am here never fear
Just listen to me roar, can't you hear;
Just sit on down & grab a beer

 

[Vinylted]

The dragon roared I am here never fear
Just listen to me roar, can't you hear;
Just sit on down & grab a beer
In no time at all you'll cheer,

 

[SilverPinkDragon01]

The dragon roared I am here never fear
Just listen to me roar, can't you hear;
Just sit on down & grab a beer
In no time at all you'll cheer,
You're not alone Ted, hope that is clear.

 

[Vinylted]

Is poetry natural for jolly old timers?

 

[SilverPinkDragon01]

Is poetry natural for jolly old timers?
Or do they just enjoy being Rhymers

 

[Vinylted]

Is poetry natural for jolly old timers?
Or do they just enjoy being Rhymers;
To show wit in verse

 

[SilverPinkDragon01]

Is poetry natural for jolly old timers?
Or do they just enjoy being Rhymers;
To show wit in verse
Can be quite perverse

 

[Vinylted]

Is poetry natural for jolly old timers?
Or do they just enjoy being Rhymers;
To show wit in verse
Can be quite perverse,
But handy if one is a social climber?

A good one now your turn to start ...