[Vinylted]

What a terrible thing it is to diet
Especially staying at the Royal Hyatt;
Oh! such a lucky person

 

[Pommyoz]

Yet my name is not mcpherson

 

[Vinylted]

What a terrible thing it is to diet
Especially staying at the Royal Hyatt;
Oh! such a lucky person
Yet my name is not McPherson,
If Elle, then never a shrinking violet..

 

[Vinylted]

There once was a girl from Kalgoorlie

 

[Pommyoz]

Who was always feeling poorly

 

[SilverPinkDragon01]

There once was a girl from Kalgoorlie
Who was always feeling poorly
Never had a smile on her face

 

[Vinylted]

There once was a girl from Kalgoorlie
Who was always feeling so poorly;
Never had a smile on her face
So her pimp complained, Grace,


hehehehehehe

 

[Pommyoz]

there once was a girl from kalgoorlie
who was always feeling poorly
never had a smile on her face
so her pimp complained, grace
see a doctor, not pregnant, no, surely?

 

[Vinylted]

there once was a girl from kalgoorlie
who was always feeling poorly
never had a smile on her face
so her pimp complained, grace
see a doctor, not pregnant, no, surely?

Very well done!

 

[Vinylted]

A lassie left her home from Bendigo

 

[Pommyoz]

A lassie left her home in Bendigo
because her parents didn't like Indigo

 

[Vinylted]

A lassie left her home in Bendigo
Because her parents didn't like Indigo;
That meant they were blue

 

[SilverPinkDragon01]

A lassie left her home in Bendigo
Because her parents didn't like Indigo;
That meant they were blue
Which left her in a bit of a stew

 

[Vinylted]

A lassie left her home in Bendigo
Because her parents didn't like Indigo;
That meant they were blue
Which left her in a bit of a stew,
As she had never learned the fandango!

 

[SilverPinkDragon01]

There was a young man called Bob

 

[Pommyoz]

There was a young man called Bob
but everyone thought he's a yob

 

[Vinylted]

There was a young man called Bob
But everyone thought he's a yob;
Not willing to work

 

[Pommyoz]

there was a young man called bob
but everyone thought, he's a yob
not willing to work
very happy to shirk

 

[Vinylted]

There was a young man called Bob
But everyone thought, he's a yob;
Not willing to work
Very happy to shirk,
Lay back, relax, eating corn on the cob..

 

[Pommyoz]

how about the woman from Brighton