[Vinylted]

Sure do remember, good old Benny Hill
When chasing girls around got quite shrill;

 

[Vinylted]

Sure do remember, good old Benny Hill
When chasing girls around got quite shrill;
He'd rant and he'd rave

 

[SilverPinkDragon01]

Sure do remember, good old Benny Hill
When chasing girls around got quite shrill;
He'd rant and he'd rave
And act very brave

 

[Vinylted]

Sure do remember, good old Benny Hill
When chasing girls around got quite shrill;
He'd rant and he'd rave
And act very brave,
When we all knew he was just a funny dill.

 

[Vinylted]

Comedians are often so very risque'
Being broadminded is essential to play;

 

[SilverPinkDragon01]

Comedians are often so very risque'
Being broadminded is essential to play;
But if you can't be broadminded

 

[Vinylted]

Comedians are often so very risque'
Being broadminded is essential to play;
But if you can't be broadminded
And are so easily offended,

 

[SilverPinkDragon01]

Comedians are often so very risque'
Being broadminded is essential to play;
But if you can't be broadminded
And are so easily offended,
Its probably best if you stay away.

 

[Vinylted]

It's so seldom that clean limericks are funny

 

[SilverPinkDragon01]

It's so seldom that clean limericks are funny
But if you write one youre on the money

 

[Vinylted]

It's so seldom that clean limericks are funny
But if you write one you're on the money;
They need not be crude

 

[SilverPinkDragon01]

It's so seldom that clean limericks are funny
But if you write one you're on the money;
They need not be crude
Nor indeed rude

 

[Vinylted]

It's so seldom that clean limericks are funny
But if you write one you're on the money;
They need not be crude
Nor indeed rude,
If the punchline drips from the lips like honey.

 

[Vinylted]

As an aside I'll quote what was once voted as the best clean limerick ever written..

There was a young lady of Riga
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger;
They returned from the ride
With the lady inside,
And a smile on the face of the tiger.

 

[Vinylted]

A new start to test your skills ......

Can fire breathing dragons really be silver?

 

[SilverPinkDragon01]

Can fire breathing dragons really be silver?
Only when they are sailing a river

 

[Vinylted]

Can fire breathing dragons really be silver?
Only when they are sailing a river;
There is water to quench

 

[SilverPinkDragon01]

Can fire breathing dragons really be silver?
Only when they are sailing a river;
There is water to quench
That firey dragon wench

 

[Vinylted]

Can fire breathing dragons really be silver?
Only when they are sailing a river;
There is water to quench
That firey dragon wench,
Leaving her nothing to do but shiver..

 

[Luckyus]

A lass with loose morals from Croydon
Fell in love with a chap called Boyden;
So very sexy was she
He grabbed her by the knee,
She responded with love, the hoyden!