No , It is called a urinalOtherwise known as a hot water bottle
Hi, I heard the question "What is a deer with no legs" to get the reply 'Still no idea.'What is a deer with no eyes called?
No idea.
What is a deer with no eyes and no ears called?
Still no idea.
What about R for race?A young blonde has just received a rather large Inheritance so she decides to buy herself the latest model sports Mercedes Benz. She drives the car around all day and returns home for dinner. After dinner she decides to go for a drive to the shops but the car won't start so she decides to go in the morning.Come the next day she drives to the shops and then decides to visit her girlfriends to show off her new car. When she decides to go home from her girlfriends place at night the car won't start again.Fed up with the car not starting she rings the dealer to come and have a look at the car. After the mechanic has thoroughly inspected the car he asks the blonde if she has noticed anything else wrong with the car whereas the blonde says to him.I am doing everything right where I do as it says "put in d for day and n for night "
To which she replied….” Well we have to come back this way wont we? “Mother superior and a young nun were riding their bikes on the cobblestone paved back roads in Rome when the young nun said “ oh I’ve never come this way before”, to which Mother Superior replied “ it must be the cobblestones dear”.
according to google it's bothNo , It is called a urinal
Why do blondes have such bad reps?A young blonde has just received a rather large Inheritance so she decides to buy herself the latest model sports Mercedes Benz. She drives the car around all day and returns home for dinner. After dinner she decides to go for a drive to the shops but the car won't start so she decides to go in the morning.Come the next day she drives to the shops and then decides to visit her girlfriends to show off her new car. When she decides to go home from her girlfriends place at night the car won't start again.Fed up with the car not starting she rings the dealer to come and have a look at the car. After the mechanic has thoroughly inspected the car he asks the blonde if she has noticed anything else wrong with the car whereas the blonde says to him.I am doing everything right where I do as it says "put in d for day and n for night "
Oh dear....A young blonde has just received a rather large Inheritance so she decides to buy herself the latest model sports Mercedes Benz. She drives the car around all day and returns home for dinner. After dinner she decides to go for a drive to the shops but the car won't start so she decides to go in the morning.Come the next day she drives to the shops and then decides to visit her girlfriends to show off her new car. When she decides to go home from her girlfriends place at night the car won't start again.Fed up with the car not starting she rings the dealer to come and have a look at the car. After the mechanic has thoroughly inspected the car he asks the blonde if she has noticed anything else wrong with the car whereas the blonde says to him.I am doing everything right where I do as it says "put in d for day and n for night "
Not if you buy it at the local butchers shopVenison is Deer?.
a Teacher asks her class what pets they have.
little Mary says she has a cat called whiskers, little johnny says he has a puppy called spot and little jimmy says he doesn’t have a pet yet but is getting a hedgehog.
the teacher says are you sure, we have echidnas in Australia not hedgehogs
little jimmy says he is sure cause he heard his mum tell his dad if he took out the rubbish bins she would give him a hedgehog
Ga Teacher asks her class what pets they have.
little Mary says she has a cat called whiskers, little johnny says he has a puppy called spot and little jimmy says he doesn’t have a pet yet but is getting a hedgehog.
the teacher says are you sure, we have echidnas in Australia not hedgehogs
little jimmy says he is sure cause he heard his mum tell his dad if he took out the rubbish bins she would give him a hedgehog
I don't get that sorry.After the birth of her 17th grandchild, the Irish grandmother decided
enough was enough, so applied to have a hysterectomy.
The biggest joke is the woke? (with tongue in cheek apologies)I don't get that sorry.