[Sebastian Pereira]

My Joke as follows:
Two 70 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day.

One day Mike says, "Joe, we both loved football all our lives, and we played football on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's football there."



Joe looks up at Mike from his death bed," Mike, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for you. Shortly after that, Joe sadly passes on.



At midnight a couple of nights later, Mike is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him, "Mike--Mike."

"Who is it? asks Mike sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"

"Mike--it's me, Joe."



"You're not Joe. Joe just died!"

"I'm telling you, it's me, Joe," insists the voice."

"Joe! Where are you?"



"In heaven", replies Joe. "I have some really good news and a little bad news."

"Tell me the good news first," says Mike.



"The good news," Joe says," is that there's football in heaven. Better yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here, too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always spring time and it never rains or snows. Our wives are there too, and young and pretty as ever! And best of all, we can play football all we want, and we never get tired!!"



That's fantastic," says Mike. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?



"You're in the team for this Saturday

Lol that's not bad news that's good news, Joe will be young again on Saturday the bad news I suppose he wont be in heaven with his young wife poor Joe Hahaha

 

[Dennis]

Saw this joke this morning thought it might make a laugh or two George and Ethel went to the State fair every year and one of the main attractions was an helicopter ride for $50, every year George said I would love a ride in that and Ethel used the same answer $50 dollars is $50 dollars, the years rolled by, and George was 85 when they went to the state fair that year, same wish same answer, but the pilot of the helicopter had heard the conversation and said I will take you both up for free but if either of you speak I will charge you $50, not wanting to miss out on $50 the pilot did Evering possible to make them talk with no success, on landing he said I tried Evering possible to make you talk, George said you nearly made me talk when Ethel fell out but then I thought $50 Dollars is $50 dollars.