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    ‘When in love island’: Couple chooses this popular spot for their steamy encounter

    Once while using the computer at the local library I became aware the man on the next computer was writhing in the chair and groaning. I glanced at his computer and saw photos of naked women. I then became aware he was masturbating so I got up and went to the chief librarian to report him. I...
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    Which of your ‘flaws’ are you most proud of?

    I left shool moor than 50 yeers ago and redcently had 2 strokes. I am happy to say I am still alive, I can’t do much but I can enjoy the sunshine and the rain an d wait for my sun to graduate with his PhD in MSW (pleese hurry UNSW), after that…, nuttin matters eny moor. Enyone kan say wat thay...
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    The Ode of Remembrance

    We will remember them. Lest we forget.
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    From Loneliness To Social Success: How To Break Free From Social Isolation

    I’ve not reselly mnded beeng alne but since I suffered from a stroke in early January I have been house bound. It was initially thought to be a viscous migraine headache but a M?? Scan showed a stroke in the deep centre of my brain. I am really struggling with the most basic of the most basic...
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    Joke The Purse Snatch!

    What a kind young gentleman to relieve this dear elderly lady of her rubbish bag on her journey with her doggie! May his good deed be generously rewarded by a nice surprise!
  6. J

    Struggling to open that jar? Here are some easy tips!

    Sometimes a spray of WD 40 or even cooking oil can be useful to break a film of “rust” which may have formed on a jar that has not been opened for a long time.
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    Joke Psychiatrist & Proctologist

    Political correctness or directness?
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    Joke Psychiatrist & Proctologist

    How can the most simple of words so often be the most humerous? Some people have such imaginative minds.
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    Baffling discovery on Australia Post delivery has locals scratching their heads – can you decipher it?

    “Post Shop” is my guess, the only thing which fits with the context.
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    ‘Your behaviour is absolutely appalling’: Local man calls out neighbour over ‘disrespectful’ dog waste disposal

    In the story described above with the neighbours from hell in Newstead dropping their dog droppings themselves over their balcony, I think they should be fined more than the standard fine of not picking up after your dog because they are deviously discarding this offensive rubbish over their...
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