[Macs-241]

Psychiatrist & Proctologist​

HAVE A LAUGH!​

Best friends graduating from medical school at the same time decided they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.*

Dr Smith was the psychiatrist, and Dr Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading: 'Dr. Smith and Dr Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors'.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it. The docs changed it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.

This was also unacceptable, so they again changed the sign to read: 'Catatonics and High Colonics' - no go.

Next, they tried 'Manic Depressives and Anal Retentive', thumbs down again.

Then came 'Minds and Behinds'- still no good.

Another attempt resulted in 'Lost Souls and Butt Holes' - unacceptable again!

So they tried 'Nuts and Butts'- no way.

'Freaks and Cheeks'- still no good.

'Loons and Moons' - forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with: 'Dr Smith and Dr Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends'.

 

[Jarred Santos]

Psychiatrist & Proctologist

HAVE A LAUGH!​

Best friends graduating from medical school at the same time decided they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.*

Dr Smith was the psychiatrist, and Dr Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading: 'Dr. Smith and Dr Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors'.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it. The docs changed it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.

This was also unacceptable, so they again changed the sign to read: 'Catatonics and High Colonics' - no go.

Next, they tried 'Manic Depressives and Anal Retentive', thumbs down again.

Then came 'Minds and Behinds'- still no good.

Another attempt resulted in 'Lost Souls and Butt Holes' - unacceptable again!

So they tried 'Nuts and Butts'- no way.

'Freaks and Cheeks'- still no good.

'Loons and Moons' - forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with: 'Dr Smith and Dr Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends'.

Can we put a vote on this? I go for 'Lost Souls and Buttholes'

 

[JayKay]

How can the most simple of words so often be the most humerous?
Some people have such imaginative minds.

 

[Buzzy]

I found this joke hilarious as it really shows up the stupidity of so-called political correctness!

 

[Thecheesequeen]

I like minds and behinds, or nuts and butts.

 

[mOiOz]

Psychiatrist & Proctologist

HAVE A LAUGH!​

Best friends graduating from medical school at the same time decided they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.*

Dr Smith was the psychiatrist, and Dr Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading: 'Dr. Smith and Dr Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors'.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it. The docs changed it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.

This was also unacceptable, so they again changed the sign to read: 'Catatonics and High Colonics' - no go.

Next, they tried 'Manic Depressives and Anal Retentive', thumbs down again.

Then came 'Minds and Behinds'- still no good.

Another attempt resulted in 'Lost Souls and Butt Holes' - unacceptable again!

So they tried 'Nuts and Butts'- no way.

'Freaks and Cheeks'- still no good.

'Loons and Moons' - forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with: 'Dr Smith and Dr Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends'.

Crack-Up and Crack Down
Think and Stink
Depress and Express
Down in the Dump and Dump it Down

 

[Ian Crane-Luff]

What in the hell does it have to do with the council?

 

[JayKay]

Political correctness or directness?

 

[Goodbloke]

How about " Heads and Tails "

 

[ElleJay]

This reminds me of the very funny list list of alternative meanings published annually in the New York Times. One of the items was:
Pokemon: a Rastafarian proctologist!

 

[Mikeyboy2012]

Psychiatrist & Proctologist

HAVE A LAUGH!​

Best friends graduating from medical school at the same time decided they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.*

Dr Smith was the psychiatrist, and Dr Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading: 'Dr. Smith and Dr Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors'.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it. The docs changed it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.

This was also unacceptable, so they again changed the sign to read: 'Catatonics and High Colonics' - no go.

Next, they tried 'Manic Depressives and Anal Retentive', thumbs down again.

Then came 'Minds and Behinds'- still no good.

Another attempt resulted in 'Lost Souls and Butt Holes' - unacceptable again!

So they tried 'Nuts and Butts'- no way.

'Freaks and Cheeks'- still no good.

'Loons and Moons' - forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with: 'Dr Smith and Dr Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends'.

That's funny!

 

[Lesleymorris58]

Psychiatrist & Proctologist

HAVE A LAUGH!​

Best friends graduating from medical school at the same time decided they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.*

Dr Smith was the psychiatrist, and Dr Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading: 'Dr. Smith and Dr Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors'.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it. The docs changed it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.

This was also unacceptable, so they again changed the sign to read: 'Catatonics and High Colonics' - no go.

Next, they tried 'Manic Depressives and Anal Retentive', thumbs down again.

Then came 'Minds and Behinds'- still no good.

Another attempt resulted in 'Lost Souls and Butt Holes' - unacceptable again!

So they tried 'Nuts and Butts'- no way.

'Freaks and Cheeks'- still no good.

'Loons and Moons' - forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with: 'Dr Smith and Dr Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends'.

Friggen hilarious

 

[Macs-241]

Friggen hilarious

glad it made you Laugh.

 

[Robyn D Graham]

Can we put a vote on this? I go for 'Lost Souls and Buttholes'

I like nuts and butts

 

[Macs-241]

nuts and butts it looks good