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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 03.05.2023
Riddle Masters 03.05.2023 Good morning riddle masters! :) I've got your second riddle of the week. This is a good one so I'm very excited to see all the answers you come up with for this riddle. Here it goes: In the grocery store, Sal met his only daughter’s only husband’s mother-in-law’s only mother-in-law. Who was she? Hmm, quite the...
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Jarred Santos
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out', i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck! -- Well done, everyone! Most of you got the answer, which is: Here's those who got...
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Joke Make sure you read this one.... “How a stimulus package works...”
Make sure you read this one.... “How a stimulus package works...” It is a slow day in the small Saskatchewan town of Pumphandle, and streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit. A tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the motel, and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he...
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Joke Retirement village
Retirement village Q: What is 60 ft long and smells like urine. A: Line dancers at a retirement village.😆
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Skipton
Joke ''Exactly''!!!!!!
''Exactly''!!!!!! "Good news, Hamish You're going to be able to see your wife again soon." "But, doctor, my wife died five years ago." "Exactly replied the doctor "
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Skipton
Joke Sure Bet!
Sure Bet! Foreman: How can ye afford at car? Wullie: I’m a gambler. I’d gamble on two flies going up a wall if I thought I’d make money. Foreman: But how can you make money? Surely you must lose every now and then. Wullie : Nope! I always make money. I’ll take a bet with you right now that in two weeks you’ll have constipation and white dots...
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Skipton
Joke Spot Check!
Spot Check! On my drive home last night I got pulled over by a copper. He said, '' This is a spot check.'' I said, ''I've got two blackheads and a boil on my arse!''
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Joke The husband
The husband
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Joke The rough road
The rough road
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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Luckyus
Joke The Supermarket
The Supermarket A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, all sorts of things. The granddad is saying in a controlled voice: "Easy, William, we won't be long . . . easy boy." Another outburst and she hears the granddad calmly say ...
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Luckyus
Joke Sex on the Brain
Sex on the Brain I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night. One of the guys says to his buddy: "Man you look tired." His buddy says: Mate I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. She's after me 3 and 4 times a day. She wants sex before breakfast, sex before I...
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Luckyus
Joke Okay to laugh at a Funeral
Okay to laugh at a Funeral A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life... A huge heart... covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled...
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Luckyus
Joke The Irate Man
The Irate Man Very irate man walks into a bar. Walks right up to the counter and proclaims, "All lawyers are arseholes!" Guy next to him says, "Hey, I resent that remark" "Why, are you a lawyer?" "Nah, I'm an arsehole"
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Skipton
Joke Full Settlement!
Full Settlement! A Doctor, a lawyer and a banker all attended the funeral of a very good friend. They were standing by the open coffin when the Doctor said, "I just remembered. I owed Ben $100." He reached into his wallet and took out two crisp new $50 notes and placed them into the coffin. The lawyer then said, "You have reminded me that I...
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Luckyus
Joke Poor Old Paddy
Poor Old Paddy Paddy was told by his Doctor to walk a mile a day,by the end of the week he had to get a bus home. Then he was told to wear fresh socks every day, By the end of the week he couldn't get his shoes on.
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Luckyus
My Mistake
My Mistake
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Joke Dennis the Menace
Dennis the Menace
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Luckyus
Joke Anti Depressant
Anti Depressant There's a new anti-depressant for lesbians on the market: 'Trycoxagain'.
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Joke When I was Young
When I was Young
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mOiOz
MALE 38
MALE 38
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Joke Little johnny
Little johnny
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Luckyus
Joke Self Explanatory
Self Explanatory
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Wandiwa
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Luckyus
Joke An Observation on The Moon's a Balloon
An Observation on The Moon's a Balloon Another philosophy I've considered accurate was a line taken from one of the funniest books I've ever read: 'The Moon's a Balloon' by David Niven. During his army service he had to attend an officer's dance, and his friend, a mad Scot, was observing the formation sword dancers whose performance was...
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Luckyus
Joke My Philosophy
My Philosophy As I was lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that at my age I don't really give a rat's arse anymore. .. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. .. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still fat. .. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while...
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