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Joke WW WA PP ATR
WW WA PP ATR A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a rest room facility, but each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendants' LADIES room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons. There next to the paper roll were four buttons marked respectively: WW WA PP...
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Luckyus
Joke One Liner?
One Liner? How do Greeks separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar!
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Skipton
Joke Breaking News
Breaking News Man shot 200 times with an upholstery gun. Surgeons reveal that he is now fully recovered!
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mOiOz
PUNOGRAPHY
PUNOGRAPHY PUNOGRAPHY: I tried to catch some fog. I mist. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. I stayed up all...
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mOiOz
PUTTING AFFAIRS IN ORDER
PUTTING AFFAIRS IN ORDER The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I've got some bad news Rita, you have terminal cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order." Rita was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter Hannah had been waiting. 'Well, Hannah, we women celebrate when things...
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Skipton
Joke A La Carte!
A La Carte!
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Skipton
Joke Operational Choices.
Operational Choices. Before surgery, my anaesthetist offered me a couple of different options. He could either knock me out with gas, or he could do it with a large wooden boat paddle. It was an ether/oar situation.
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Joke Castaway.
Castaway. One day a man, who had been stranded on a desert island for over' ten years sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship", he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft. Suddenly, emerging from the surf, comes a drop dead...
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Vet543
Joke The Zebra
The Zebra One day, a young Zebra was deep in thought when an old Zebra asked him "Penny for your thoughts". The young said "I am trying to figure out what we are? Are we Black Zebras with White Stripes or White Zebras with Black Stripes. The older Zebra said " You will have to ask your maker" and the Young Zebra said "Where is he? The Older...
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Joke The Weather Girl
The Weather Girl
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Joke When I die
When I die
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Joke Fubble Bath
Fubble Bath
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Joke Willie Nelson learning guitar
Willie Nelson learning guitar
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Skipton
Joke The four Goldberg brothers,
The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max, invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On July 17, 1946 , the temperature in Detroit was 97 degrees. The four brothers walked into old man Henry Ford's office and sweet-talked his secretary into telling him that four gentlemen were there with the most...
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Joke Just testing his reaction
Just testing his reaction
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Joke Understanding Engineers 2
Understanding Engineers 2 To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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Joke And Finally Understanding Engineers
And Finally Understanding Engineers Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said Sven, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a spanner from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid the pole...
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Joke Understanding Engineers 1
Understanding Engineers 1 Two engineering students were riding bicycles across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get the great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take...
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Little Johnny
Little Johnny Teacher. "Tell me the difference between a Callgirl, Girlfriend and Wife." The whole class was silent.. till 'Little Johnny' put up his hand and answered: "Prepaid, Postpaid and Unlimited."
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Joke 30 day free trial
30 day free trial
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mOiOz
FARMER AT THE WATERHOLE
FARMER AT THE WATERHOLE
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Skipton
Joke Disturbed sleep!
Disturbed sleep! I sleep much better when I'm naked. Why can't the flight attendant understand this?
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Joke BEAR HUNTING (Naughty Warning)
BEAR HUNTING (Naughty Warning) He travelled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said: “That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin. I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex.” After...
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Skipton
Joke Bad Service!
Bad Service!
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Joke The Burglary!
The Burglary! Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again The burglar...
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