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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 07.08.2024
Riddle Masters 07.08.2024 Goooood morning Riddle Masters!:coffee: Time to challenge your mind with our second riddle of the week: I sleep during the day and fly at night, but I have no feathers to aid my flight. What am I? Get your thinking caps on and drop your answers in the comments below! Remember, you can use the 'spoiler' button to...
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Dirty
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mOiOz
WHEN YOU LEAVE POTATOES...
WHEN YOU LEAVE POTATOES...
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mOiOz
CATELLITE DISH
CATELLITE DISH
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mOiOz
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Danielle G.
Joke A grocery reminder
A grocery reminder
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SirExton
Joke Tom Jones
Tom Jones
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mOiOz
BACONITIS
BACONITIS
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
NEVER SING IN THE SHOWER
NEVER SING IN THE SHOWER
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mOiOz
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Barry Anyang-Burling
Joke ENTRY INTO HEAVEN
ENTRY INTO HEAVEN Paddy an Irishman passes on and he ends up at the Pearly Gates into Heaven. He rings the bell and Saint Peter appears and asked Paddy what he wanted. Paddy replies I like to come in Please. Saint Peter says I am sorry but we are all full up at the moment. We are expanding the southern side of heaven and you will have to wait...
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mOiOz
BORN TO BE A GYNAECOLOGIST
BORN TO BE A GYNAECOLOGIST
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Wandiwa
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Joke Formal units of measurement
Formal units of measurement
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mOiOz
INVADES HALF THE WORLD
INVADES HALF THE WORLD
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
CAT IN THE HAT
CAT IN THE HAT
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mOiOz
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Danielle G.
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is… Congratulations to these members who got it correct...
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Observer
Joke Why are you never there?
Why are you never there?
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Observer
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 31.07.2024
Riddle Masters 31.07.2024 Good Morning Riddle Masters! ;) Time to get those brains in gear with the first riddle of the week: You tell it not to come, but it still comes. You tell it not to go, but it still goes by. What is it? This one’s a real thinker! Share your answer in the comments below. Remember, our 'spoiler' button will keep...
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🛗
Dad Joke 🛗 I've offered my elderly neighbour $20 to try out her stair lift. 🛗 I think she's going to take me up on it. 😀
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Mikev
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mOiOz
DEAR AUTOCORRECT
DEAR AUTOCORRECT
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Littleboy8
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SirExton
Joke Gender?
Gender?
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Nevertiki
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Joke Friday Funnies: Rita Rudner on What 'Getting Lucky' at 60 Really Means
Friday Funnies: Rita Rudner on What 'Getting Lucky' at 60 Really Means
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mOiOz
MALE GPS VOICE
MALE GPS VOICE
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mOiOz
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Luckyus
Joke Keeping It Up
Keeping It Up My Nookie days are over,. My pilot light is out. What used to my sex appeal is now my water spout. Time was when of it's own accord, from my trousers it would spring. But now i have a full time job to find the bloody thing. It usd to be embarrasng the way it would behave. For every single morning it would stnd watch me...
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Riddle Afternoon Riddle 06.08.2024
Afternoon Riddle 06.08.2024 Ready to spice up your day with a brain teaser? We've got another riddle lined up just for you in today's afternoon newsletter. Get ready to put your thinking cap on! What starts with T, ends with T, and has T inside it? If you have the answer, feel free to share it in the comments below! And don't forget, our...
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mOiOz
WHEN A MAN SAYS ANYTHING...
WHEN A MAN SAYS ANYTHING...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
YOGA POSITIONS TO BE DISCOVERED
YOGA POSITIONS TO BE DISCOVERED
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Nevertiki
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mOiOz
CHILDHOOD PUNISHMENTS
CHILDHOOD PUNISHMENTS
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