Jokes & fun

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Joke We are all finally going to know.
We are all finally going to know.
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mOiOz
IF WOMEN SAY...
IF WOMEN SAY... IF WOMEN SAY...
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mOiOz
WHERE RAINBOWS GO
WHERE RAINBOWS GO
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Skipton
Joke Touching!
Touching! Yesterday I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday, and she said she wanted something with a lot of diamonds in it. So, I hope she likes the deck of cards I got her!
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mOiOz
HELP YOU OUT
HELP YOU OUT
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mOiOz
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SirExton
Joke Washer Dryer for Sale
Washer Dryer for Sale
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SirExton
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Joke It took a while, but they finally got him.
It took a while, but they finally got him.
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Skipton
Joke Tact!
Tact! So, the wife and I were in town shopping... And as we came out of a store, three girls aged between 18 and 20 walked by, wearing tiny, cropped tops and short short skirts. One of them, a tall blonde, had really fantastic, long, toned and tanned legs. I gently nudged my wife and said, "I bet you wish you still had legs like that!". She...
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Skipton
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mOiOz
THOSE PANTS ARE TIGHT
THOSE PANTS ARE TIGHT
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Littleboy8
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Skipton
Joke How to Wash a Toilet
How to Wash a Toilet Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind...
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Joke To all you Golfers playing.
To all you Golfers playing.
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mOiOz
ANYTHING CAN HAP-PUN
ANYTHING CAN HAP-PUN
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
IF A CAREER....
IF A CAREER....
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mOiOz
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Wendy
Confused
Confused
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Wendy
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Joke The Sculptor always gets this right
The Sculptor always gets this right
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Wandiwa
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melnugro
Don't Talk About My Grandma Like That!
Don't Talk About My Grandma Like That! Three biker buddies are sitting in a bar. A man, who’s already heavily intoxicated, walks in, sits down and orders a drink. The man looks around and sees the three bikers sitting at a table in a corner of the bar. He gets up, staggers over to their table, and leans over it. Looking the biggest of the...
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Joke Laundry Fun
Laundry Fun I like to take underwear straight out of the drier and put them on while they are still warm ... Then I look around the laundromat and try to guess whose underwear I have on.
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SirExton
Joke Cow Eggs
Cow Eggs
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Wandiwa
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Joke Life Hacks
Life Hacks
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Wandiwa
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Joke I hope my Girlfriend is happy now.
I hope my Girlfriend is happy now.
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Skipton
Joke How To Use Chopsticks
How To Use Chopsticks
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Wandiwa
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Congratulations to these members who got it correct! 👏 Wandiwa...
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Skipton
Joke Be careful how you name your website! - X
Be careful how you name your website! - X All of these are legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear and be misread, Especially all in lowercase. Check them out yourself ... "Who Represents" is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their website...
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Skipton
Joke Day Of The Triffids!
Day Of The Triffids! A woman had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. “My God!” the trooper gasped. “Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma’am?” “Yes...
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Skipton
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Dippy 53
Question?
Question? What does a Tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They are both Paris sites
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