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Luckyus
Joke Comfort Inn
Comfort Inn
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M
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M
Joke It's a tough life out there.
It's a tough life out there.
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M
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Suzanne rose
Joke Men Do Make Mistakes Heres The Proof
Men Do Make Mistakes Heres The Proof
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Mark K
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Luckyus
Joke Almost Free
Almost Free
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke This How It Starts
This How It Starts
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Dodgy Advertisement
Dodgy Advertisement
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Luckyus
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Brain Teaser There are 4 wolves in this picture, where are they
There are 4 wolves in this picture, where are they
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Suzanne rose
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Luckyus
Bad Dog
Bad Dog
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Penguin Tailor
Penguin Tailor
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Luckyus
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Skipton
Joke He Did That On Porpoise!
He Did That On Porpoise! We went to this Eskimo restaurant the other night, and I asked to see the menu. The waiter said, ‘’We don’t have a lot of options, so I’ll just call them out to you. ‘’We have whale meat steaks, whale meat curry, whale meat stir fry and of course we have the Vera Lynn. I said ‘’What’s the Vera Lynn?’’ He said ‘’Whale...
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Skipton
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Joke Nice Fishing Spot.
Nice Fishing Spot.
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SirExton
Joke Seniors Sex
Seniors Sex Seniors Sex -- The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." Yes, she says, "I remember it well." OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we...
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Tygie
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Mrtnst
Joke Things No One Remembers
Things No One Remembers Old Bob was on his way to meet his friend Bill inside a very large mall with a maze of car parks, aisles and entrances. Just as he steps onto a mrked pedestrian crossing a sports car nearly hits him as it comes to a stop blocking the whole crossing. Driver: "Careful, you old fool! Some people are in a hurry to go...
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Mrtnst
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Skipton
Joke Signs Of Mr Heinz!
Signs Of Mr Heinz! A little three-year-old boy called Eric is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every ten seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto to the toilet seat with his left hand and hits...
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
SEE LADIES!
SEE LADIES!
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Wandiwa
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Skipton
Joke FISHING TRIP.
FISHING TRIP. Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Ron's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later the three mates get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent...
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Skipton
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mark godwin
aging gracefully
aging gracefully
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK WHEN:
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK WHEN: 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 12 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive. 6. The...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
I DON'T WATCH SOCCER
I DON'T WATCH SOCCER
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
TIP FOR LADIES
TIP FOR LADIES
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Littleboy8
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Joke Dozen Matter
Dozen Matter
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Joke It is about time they catered for my abnormality.
It is about time they catered for my abnormality.
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Joke Puma sponsors Cheetah? I see a legal problem here .....
Puma sponsors Cheetah? I see a legal problem here .....
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Joke We are all finally going to know.
We are all finally going to know.
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mOiOz
IF WOMEN SAY...
IF WOMEN SAY... IF WOMEN SAY...
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mOiOz
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