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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 06.03.2024
Riddle Masters 06.03.2024 Good morning members! :) Guess what? I've got your second riddle of the week: They come out at night without being called and are lost in the day without being stolen. What are they? Got your gears grinding? Fantastic! If you have the answer, post it in the comments below. Our 'spoiler' button will hide yours and...
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Skipton
Joke Die Hard!
Die Hard! Four men were waiting to be executed. The guard said to them all ....you have one wish before you are executed. The first man who was Scottish said...."I would like 1,000 Scottish pipers playing 'Scotland The Brave'. The second man who was Welsh said....'Can I have a Welsh choir consisting of 1,000 men singing 'Land of my Fathers'...
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Skipton
Joke Horse's Ass!
Horse's Ass! A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that...
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mOiOz
SCRABBLE TILES
SCRABBLE TILES
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Congratulations to these members who got it correct! 👏 Suzanne...
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Joke The times they are a changing
The times they are a changing
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Skipton
Joke Hot Dogs
Hot Dogs Two nuns have just arrived in Canada by boat, and one says to the other, "I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in Canada, we might as well do as the Canadians do." As they sit, they hear a pushcart vendor yelling, "Hot dogs, get your dogs here," and they both...
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Congratulations to thee members who got it correct! 👏 BrendaO...
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mOiOz
CROISSANTAURAS
CROISSANTAURAS
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SirExton
Joke Light the fuse
Light the fuse
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 04.03.2024
Riddle Masters 04.03.2024 Good morning, members! Happy Monday! :) Who’s ready for the first riddle of the week? What has roots that no one sees and looms much taller than trees? Up it goes, but yet it never grows; what is it? So, what's your answer? If you think it's correct, leave it below! As always, our 'spoiler' button will hide yours...
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Macs-241
Subject: Psychiatrist & Proctologist
Subject: Psychiatrist & Proctologist Subject: Psychiatrist & Proctologist HAVE A LAUGH ! Subject: Psychiatrist & Proctologist Best friends graduating from medical school at the same time decided they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel. Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist...
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SirExton
Joke Nice smelling hair
Nice smelling hair
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SirExton
Joke only two genders
only two genders
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mOiOz
MOM, COULD WE STAY?
MOM, COULD WE STAY?
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Suzanne rose
Joke Hillbillys 10 Commandments
Hillbillys 10 Commandments
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Luckyus
Joke Breaking News
Breaking News Albanese had an arsehole transplant. Unfotunately the arshole dejected him?.
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mOiOz
JOHAN SEBASTIAN BACH
JOHAN SEBASTIAN BACH
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mOiOz
I THOUGHT IT WAS THE DRYER
I THOUGHT IT WAS THE DRYER
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mOiOz
COST OF A CHIMNEY
COST OF A CHIMNEY
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mOiOz
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SirExton
Joke Genders
Genders A guy is talking to the cashier at Bunnings and they are talking about all the genders there are now! The guy buying the hammer says to the cashier "There are only tree genders mate!" The cashier says "how do you work that out?" The guy buying the hammer says "Male, Female and mentally deranged!"
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SirExton
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mOiOz
CLOCK FOR RETIREES
CLOCK FOR RETIREES
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mOiOz
WONDER WOMAN
WONDER WOMAN
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Luckyus
Joke Someone Got It Right
Someone Got It Right
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Joke First photo of how they made Almond Milk
First photo of how they made Almond Milk
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