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mOiOz
LOTS OF EXPLAINING
LOTS OF EXPLAINING
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mOiOz
WOMEN'S DAY
WOMEN'S DAY
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Wandiwa
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Skipton
Joke A Real Turn-off!
A Real Turn-off! Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break about being out late the night before. The first man signed to his friend, "My wife was asleep when I got home, so I was able to sneak into bed, and not get into trouble." The second deaf man signed back, "Boy you're lucky. My wife was wide awake, waiting for me in bed, and...
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Brooklyn Girls :
Brooklyn Girls : Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Alabama, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he...
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Skipton
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mOiOz
SHEEP SCALE
SHEEP SCALE
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
DAYLIGHT SLAVING
DAYLIGHT SLAVING
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
ASKHOLE
ASKHOLE
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mOiOz
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SirExton
Joke Light the fuse
Light the fuse
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What is it?
What is it? A man is walking on a grassy field in the middle of a beautiful summer's day. On the ground in front of him is the following: 1. An old dried out carrot 2. 6 round pebbles 3. An old hat 4. 2 large buttons. What is the object?
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Littleboy8
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The Surgeon's Response
The Surgeon's Response A surgeon was in a repair shop waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his motorbike, when a mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?” The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on a motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his...
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Skipton
Joke Doing Hard Time!
Doing Hard Time! A prison lorry and cement mixer have collided on the motorway. Police are warning the public to be on the lookout for 10 hardened criminals.
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Skipton
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Joke ''By This Much!''
''By This Much!'' My aunt and uncle were on a plane flying to California. As they were flying over Arizona the co-pilot was giving commentary. "Coming up on the right you can see the Meteor Crater. It was formed thousands of years ago when a lump of nickel and iron struck Earth at 40,000 miles per hour. The hole measures nearly a mile across...
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Congratulations to these members who got it correct! 👏 Suzanne...
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SirExton
Joke Hooters
Hooters
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SirExton
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Joke Any Members want to try out this Deal.
Any Members want to try out this Deal.
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
A STORK MAY BRING A BABY
A STORK MAY BRING A BABY
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Wandiwa
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Skipton
Joke The Chicken Farmer
The Chicken Farmer A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer. He bought a nice, used chicken farm and moved in. As it turned out, his next door neighbour was also a chicken farmer. The neighbour came for a visit one day and said, "Chicken...
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mOiOz
BLUEBIRD OF HAPPINESS
BLUEBIRD OF HAPPINESS
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mOiOz
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SirExton
Joke Tattoo's
Tattoo's A guy is covered from Head to Toe with tattoos of every description and is at the Royal Show in Perth Western Australia. An older lady who must have been in her late 70's, walks up to him and say's "Would you like to see my mouse tattoo, on my thigh?" The guy says of course I love tattoo's! The old lady starts to roll up her shorts...
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Joke Some humans just don't know.
Some humans just don't know.
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I am in 2 minds as what to do
I am in 2 minds as what to do
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
PEOPLE ARE SO UNGRATEFUL...
PEOPLE ARE SO UNGRATEFUL...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
SUEPERBOWL
SUEPERBOWL
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mOiOz
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Joke Something made me feel sick today.
Something made me feel sick today.
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SirExton
Joke Dreaming
Dreaming
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SirExton
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