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mOiOz
BOX WINE
BOX WINE
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Gideon
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Joke The Wife tries to outdo the Husband
The Wife tries to outdo the Husband
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Gideon
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Luckyus
Joke TIT for TAT
TIT for TAT
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SEAN
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DannyKaye
Granddad Joke of the day
Granddad Joke of the day A man flying in a hot air balloon realises he is lost. Reducing altitude, he spotted a man on the ground and defended to shouting range. “Excuse me” he shouted. “Can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am’. The man man below responded: “Yes. You are in a hot...
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Gideon
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Skipton
Joke Club Visitor!
Club Visitor! 2 women were in the bowling house, when they smelled smoke and a man came running out of the male toilet STARK NAKED, with a towel on his face. One lady said to the other, " I wonder who he is ?" The other lady said, well he's not from THIS bowling club !
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Gideon
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mOiOz
PLASTIC SURGERY
PLASTIC SURGERY
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Gideon
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mOiOz
HAEMORRHOID CREAM
HAEMORRHOID CREAM
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Gideon
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mOiOz
MUSICAL CHAIRS
MUSICAL CHAIRS
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Gideon
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I Got It
I Got It
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle Riddle Masters 28.02.2024
Riddle Masters 28.02.2024 Hey Riddle Masters! 👋 Are you ready for your first riddle of the week? Here it goes: I have three eyes, but cannot see. I command with each blink, but I cannot think. What am I? Do you know the answer? Post it in the comments below! As always, our ‘spoiler’ button will automatically hide everyone's answers. To...
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Brody
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Joke Dennis does it again.
Dennis does it again.
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Mark K
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mOiOz
KEYS TO HAPPINESS
KEYS TO HAPPINESS
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Wandiwa
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Joke Fish and chips
Fish and chips A man walks into a library and orders fish and chips. The librarian says, 'This is a library.' The man, says, 'Oh. Sorry.' Then in a whisper: 'I'd like some fish and chips.'
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CliffE
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mOiOz
YOU'RE STAGGERING
YOU'RE STAGGERING
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
HAEMORRHOIDS
HAEMORRHOIDS
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mOiOz
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SirExton
Joke Speeding again
Speeding again I got pulled over by the Police today. I was apparently his first speeder because when he got to my window, he said, "I've been waiting all day for you!" I said "I got here as quick as I could!" He let me go. Laughing his head off!
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Skipton
Joke Clean Shave
Clean Shave
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Skipton
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mOiOz
FULL MOON
FULL MOON
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Veggiepatch
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Skipton
Joke THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY "THOMAS COOK VACATIONS" FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS:
THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY "THOMAS COOK VACATIONS" FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS: 1. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food." 2. "They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to...
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Skipton
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mOiOz
HATE ANSWERING THE PHONE
HATE ANSWERING THE PHONE
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Wandiwa
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DannyKaye
Great grand dad Joke of the week
Great grand dad Joke of the week
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DannyKaye
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mOiOz
SAVING UP...
SAVING UP...
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DLHM
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Congratulations to these members who got it correct! 👏 Suzy Q, Loubeauxarts...
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle Riddle Masters 22.02.2024
Riddle Masters 22.02.2024 Hey Riddle Masters! 👋 Are you ready for your first riddle of the week? Here it goes: In a room, there is a king, a queen, and two twins but nobody is in the room. How is this possible? Do you know the answer? Post it in the comments below! As always, our ‘spoiler’ button will automatically hide everyone's...
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