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mOiOz
EATING IN THE FIFTIES
EATING IN THE FIFTIES • Curry was a surname. • A takeaway was a mathematical problem. • A pizza was something to do with a leaning tower. • All potato chips were plain; the only choice we had was whether to put the salt on or not. • Rice was only eaten as a milk pudding. • Calamari was called squid and we used it for fish bait. • A...
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Joke Hypnotherapy
Hypnotherapy A weeping woman bursts into her hypnotherapist's office… "Doctor," she cries. "I have been faithful to my husband for 15 years, but yesterday I broke that trust and had an affair! The guilt is killing me. I just want to forget that it ever happened!" The hypnotherapist shakes his head. "Not again…"
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Joke Even wolves do not like counting sheep
Even wolves do not like counting sheep
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PLAYBOY FOR THE BLIND
PLAYBOY FOR THE BLIND
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mOiOz
PENIS TAX
PENIS TAX SCREW (Services Creating Recreation, Entertainment & Work). announced today that a new Tax would apply to the penis, as it provides a service. • The way the tax will apply was difficult to decide. This was due to the fact 40 percent of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30 percent of the time it is hard...
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SUING SMART WATER
SUING SMART WATER
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 15.03.2024
Riddle Masters 15.03.2024 Good morning Riddle Masters! :) It’s time for the third and final riddle of the week: Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards? Let's see if you can crack this one. You know the drill—if you think you have the answer, post it in the comments below. Our 'spoiler' button will hide yours and others'...
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Joke Relax.
Relax.
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mOiOz
WHEN WE TALK TO GOD
WHEN WE TALK TO GOD
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Only one got it correct! Congratulations to member Vikki 👏
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BEST SEPTIC TRUCK EVER!!!
BEST SEPTIC TRUCK EVER!!!
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Joke Gift for my friend
Gift for my friend I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said, 'Thanks!' I replied, 'Don't mention it.'
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BE THE REASON
BE THE REASON
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Joke Long Odds!
Long Odds! Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling. She explained, "I want you to stand up and give us the occupation of your father, spell it, and say one thing he would give us all if he was...
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Joke Python For Sale
Python For Sale
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Joke Paddy Whack!
Paddy Whack!
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mOiOz
SAME MISTAKE TWICE
SAME MISTAKE TWICE
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RABBIT EARS
RABBIT EARS
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VERY PROUD
VERY PROUD
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WHAT WOULD YOU RECOMMEND?
WHAT WOULD YOU RECOMMEND?
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IN CASE OF FIRE
IN CASE OF FIRE
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WILL I EVER WRITE AGAIN?
WILL I EVER WRITE AGAIN?
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Joke North Of The Border!
North Of The Border! In England, they will take a tree, cut it down, remove the branches and the bark until they are left with a cylinder of wood. Turn it on a lathe and whittle away until they are left with a perfectly formed bat. The bat will be cured and treated to strengthen it and then, when it is finally ready, they will use it to knock...
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Joke I finally won.
I finally won.
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Joke Man Rules
Man Rules MAN RULES AT LAST A BLOKE HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE THESE ARE OUR RULES! PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE! 1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS. 1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT...
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