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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 22.01.2024
Riddle Masters 22.01.2024 Good morning Riddle Masters! :) Who’s ready for the first riddle of the week? Here it goes: John’s father has five sons. Their names are Papa, Pepe, Pipi, and Popo, respectively. What is the name of the fifth son? Don’t be shy! If you think you know the answer post it in the comments below. As always, our 'spoiler'...
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Master 24.01.2024
Riddle Master 24.01.2024 Good morning Riddle Masters!!:) Are you ready for your second riddle of the week? Here it goes: What can be opened and closed, but no human has ever passed through it? If you think you know the answer, post it in the comments below! As always, our ‘spoiler’ button will automatically hide everyone's answers. To...
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Joke The Receptionist whistles when she answers the Company phone.
The Receptionist whistles when she answers the Company phone.
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Joke Neighborhood Watch
Neighborhood Watch
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mOiOz
CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR THAT
CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR THAT
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Joke The bush chainsaw, no fuel required
The bush chainsaw, no fuel required
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mOiOz
ARE ALL SIX KIDS YOURS?
ARE ALL SIX KIDS YOURS?
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
HAIDRESSER DOESN'T SPEAK ENGLISH
HAIDRESSER DOESN'T SPEAK ENGLISH
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Skipton
Joke INVITATION RESPONSES FROM THE FAMOUS
INVITATION RESPONSES FROM THE FAMOUS In response to the invitation for a rather unusual REUNION of all-time greats: Newton said he'd drop in. Socrates said he'd think about it. Ohm resisted the idea. Boyle said he was under too much pressure. Darwin said he'd wait to see what evolved. Pierre and Marie Curie radiated enthusiasm. Volta...
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mOiOz
THEY'RE ALL YOURS?
THEY'RE ALL YOURS?
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Brody
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mOiOz
WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND
WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND
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Brody
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Dippy 53
Bar rules
Bar rules
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Beezzzy1
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Joke Blonde?
Blonde? Literally
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Skipton
Joke Dear Abby
Dear Abby Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese? Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex...
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melnugro
Three men met on a nude beach.
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad. The three men broke into a conversation. Eventually, they started talking about their jobs, and why they were at the beach. "I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All day long I toil in the hot, hot sun, and do so wearing very heavy clothes...
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Congratulations to these members who got it correct! 👏 Mark K...
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SirExton
Joke I will be celebrating Australia Day tomorrow in my own way!
I will be celebrating Australia Day tomorrow in my own way!
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SirExton
Joke Driving
Driving
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Mark K
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Joke Who will stop the rain.
Who will stop the rain.
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SirExton
Joke Little Johnny
Little Johnny
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Joke Where is Mum
Where is Mum
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Dippy 53
What am I?
What am I? Forward I am heavy. Backward I am not.........What am I? Not- ton
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Dippy 53
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Joke 3 days when men are always right.
3 days when men are always right.
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mOiOz
YOU'RE ALL WRONG!
YOU'RE ALL WRONG!
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mOiOz
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Luckyus
Joke Seven Ages of Man
Seven Ages of Man
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