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Joke Best Towing Service
Best Towing Service
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Skipton
Joke $3 Beers!
$3 Beers!
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mOiOz
CARBON DATING
CARBON DATING
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Joke Dark In Here!
Dark In Here! A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company. Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes it is." Boy: "I have a baseball." Man: "That's nice." Boy: "Want to buy...
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mOiOz
HELLO DARKNESS
HELLO DARKNESS
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Brody
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mOiOz
TODAY'S ALLERGIC GENERATION
TODAY'S ALLERGIC GENERATION
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 13.03.2024
Riddle Masters 13.03.2024 Happy Wednesday, riddle masters! 👋 Are you ready for your second riddle of the week? Here it goes: I only lie down once in my life—when I die. What am I? Do you know the answer? Post it in the comments below! As always, our ‘spoiler’ button will automatically hide everyone's answers. To reveal those answers, click...
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Joke How to confuse your Doctor
How to confuse your Doctor How to confuse your Doctor
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Brody
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Gideon
Old age
Old age
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mOiOz
USED HOLY WATER
USED HOLY WATER
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Joke My Wifes Nickname.
My Wifes Nickname.
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Joke The times they are a changing.
The times they are a changing.
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Joke Tickle, tickle went the Mortician.
Tickle, tickle went the Mortician.
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Joke Cloning.
Cloning.
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mOiOz
THE BRAIN
THE BRAIN
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
REMEMBER REFERRING TO OUR KNEES...
REMEMBER REFERRING TO OUR KNEES...
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A nice Blind Date
A nice Blind Date
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Joke It must be on her mind.
It must be on her mind.
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SirExton
Joke Singing "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot!"
Singing "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot!"
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DannyKaye
Well that was easy
Well that was easy
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Chris Capehart FOOLS Penn and Teller with a self working card trick!
Chris Capehart FOOLS Penn and Teller with a self working card trick!
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: Only two members got the correct answer! Congratulations to member PeakA...
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mOiOz
61 BOYFRIENDS
61 BOYFRIENDS
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EATING IN THE FIFTIES
EATING IN THE FIFTIES • Curry was a surname. • A takeaway was a mathematical problem. • A pizza was something to do with a leaning tower. • All potato chips were plain; the only choice we had was whether to put the salt on or not. • Rice was only eaten as a milk pudding. • Calamari was called squid and we used it for fish bait. • A...
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Joke Hypnotherapy
Hypnotherapy A weeping woman bursts into her hypnotherapist's office… "Doctor," she cries. "I have been faithful to my husband for 15 years, but yesterday I broke that trust and had an affair! The guilt is killing me. I just want to forget that it ever happened!" The hypnotherapist shakes his head. "Not again…"
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