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    What is it?

    What is it? A man is walking on a grassy field in the middle of a beautiful summer's day. On the ground in front of him is the following: 1. An old dried out carrot 2. 6 round pebbles 3. An old hat 4. 2 large buttons. What is the object?
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    Valentine's 'Nostalgia Competition' - Share your memories of love and you could win $100

    MY FIRST LOVE WAS A MAN WHO CHANGED MY LIFE. EVEN TO THIS DAY I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MORE BEAUTIFUL LOOKING MAN IN MY LIFE. 1978 WAS THE YEAR I WAS LEARNING AT A LEGAL FIRM HOW TO BE A LEGAL SECRETARY. ORIGINALLY, FROM BONDI BEACH OUR LOCAL HAUNTS WERE THE NIGHTCLUBS AT THE HOTELS. IT WAS...
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    December Competition: The Final Competition Of The Year!

    The most wonderful present I received was a stuffed grey teddy bear. We did not live very well at the time. In fact we struggled just to put food on the plates but when Mum and Dad gave me this teddy bear I thought it was the most wonderful present in the world. I would have been around 6...
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    CAT'S MEDICINE

    IF I HAD A PILL FOR MY HUSBAND AT THAT TIME IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A SEDATIVE. WHEN HE HAD A FEW DRINKS HE WOULD NOT SHUT UP. I WOULD HAVE GIVEN ANYTHING FOR A BLOWDART WITH A SEDATIVE. TO GIVE MYSELF A REST FROM HIS CONSTANT RAVING.
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    CAT'S MEDICINE

    One of my cat's I had in my lifetime was called Ginge. He was a beautiful male Ginger cat. He used to sit around my shoulders. He loved me very much and I loved him. The only problem was that he hated my husband. Of a nightime my husband would say to me put Ginge outside the bedroom door...
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    How do you cope with stress?

    I have had to live with stress my whole life. The only thing you can do is say I am strong enough to get through this whatever the situation may be. There are organizations out there that will help you. I have been through being bashed up by an old boyfriend, 6 bushfires Moved to the Country...
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    Passenger calls out parents of an unruly child on flight

    I would have gone up to the child and whispered if you keep running up and down you will wake the big bear behind the curtain in the next compartment. He will be very angry. I used that once on a child at Coles who was having a full tantrum. Whether it would work in this situation do not know...
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    Riddle Riddle Masters 05.06.2023

    GRAVITY
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    Riddle Riddle Masters 05.06.2023

    GRAVITY
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    ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER BLESSING

    ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER BLESSING EVERYDAY I WAKE UP AND THINK TO MYSELF WELL I MADE IT THROUGH. IT'S FUNNY WHEN YOU GET OLDER THE THINGS YOU THINK ABOUT. I LOOK AT LIFE AS JUST LIFE. YOU CAN SAY YOU HAVE HAD A MISERABLE LIFE OR YOU CAN SAY YOU HAVE HAD AN INTERESTING LIFE. IT IS ALL IN YOUR...
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    scam on facebook?

    scam on facebook? THERE IS A PERSON ON FACEBOOK OFFERING MONEY GIVE AWAY. THE ONLY CATCH IS YOU HAVE TO GIVE HER SOME MONEY TO GET THE MONEY. THEY WILL ASK FOR YOUR PAYPAL OR CREDIT CARD OR BANK DETAILS. ANSWERED THIS ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT ALL SHE WANTED WAS MONEY. BEWARE SO MANY SCAMS OUT...
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    Submit your best riddle and go into the draw to win a $100 Coles, Woolies, ALDI or IGA voucher!

    TWO MICE FELL INTO A BUCKET OF CREAM. ONE PANICKED AND DROWNED. THE OTHER MOUSE DID NOT PANICK AND SURVIVED. WHAT DID HE DO TO SURVIVE TO GET OUT OF THE BUCKET OF CREAM?
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    THE BIRTHDAY

    THE BIRTHDAY DEAR FELLOW MEMBERS. RECENTLY TURNED 62 YEARS OLD. HOW I EVER GOT HERE I HAVE NO IDEA. I COULD LIST THE THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED TO ME THROUGH THE YEARS BUT NOBODY WOULD BELIEVE IT. I GUESS I JUST HAVE A GUARDIAN ANGEL. ANYWAY, GETTING BACK TO THE BIRTHDAY. LIVE WITH MY...
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    Joke Childhood Memories

    I grew up in the suburb of Paddington NSW. My parents liked to gamble on the horses every Saturday. So my job was to pick up all the tickets at the end of the day and see if anyone had thrown out a winning ticket. Sometimes they did. At kindergarten I was good at maths only because I knew...
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