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Thank goodness I didn't have a pee!

Noticed the McaFee, I get these and other so-called similar security companies, I black list, bounce, and they just alter a letter etc. However, it's too easy to regognise them now. I use MailWasher Pro, and check them out before they get into my emails.

The broccoli never had as much stalk left on as they do nowadays, so, it's the grower who is getting more money per kilo to start with?

Sounds like Rossi, needs some garlic?

Husband bought some new shoes, put them on and walked into the tv room, back and forward, but not a word from his wife, so he stripped naked and stood in front of her, that got some response, "You dirty old man, standing naked in front of me, and that horrible thing hanging down between your...

It looks like I will have to emigrate to South America!!! I don't like Salmon, Trout, oily fish etc. What's left that will do the same in the fish world???

The worst thing you can do, is to do what the video is showing by pushing, and squeezing your avocado, bruising it for the next person, touching the top and checking if it's ready is better?

One of the important things is to make sure your gas bbq drip tray is emptied frequently as it doesn't take much for it to ignite when a high degree of heat is required, ie steaks. I've had two flare-ups, one cooking lamb chops to sear them, and one just getting a high temperature for steak on...

There are many other Aussie songs that would fit this topic better, compared to the British and New Zealand anthems, it's flat.

Venerable Bede Hooray for the Venerable Bede, Who frequently scattered his seed, Twixt alter and pew, He would seek postures new, And wherever it rained, cried God speed.

Cat joke (Dialect reduced). A Yorkshire Dales farmer says to his wife "Our old cat's constipated, better ring Vitnary and get some medicine". Vet was Scottish and was still learning dialect, sent up a very large bottle of laxative with instructions and says he will ring later. A couple of days...

I also notice Mac Afee and Norton alerts have been caught up with scamming mails in their name?

Lancashire cheese and a rich fruit cake.

I like it.

I got a selection of plastic covers from a locksmith, they don't rub off. Bit more expensive though?