[DEL boy]

Cat joke​

(Dialect reduced). A Yorkshire Dales farmer says to his wife "Our old cat's constipated, better ring Vitnary and get some medicine". Vet was Scottish and was still learning dialect, sent up a very large bottle of laxative with instructions and says he will ring later. A couple of days later, the vet rang to ask how that cow was doing, what cow, says the wife? The one I sent the laxative up for, that weren't no cow it was a cat! Bloody hell he says, what is it doing now then? It's up in't top meadow wi 6 other cats. What's 6 cats doing there. Well she says, two are digging holes, two are filling in, and two are looking for fresh spots!!!

 

[Sethia Soliman]

Good one!!

 

[JayKay]

When ya' gotta go, ya' gotta go!!!

 

[Mindygirl12022]

(Dialect reduced). A Yorkshire Dales farmer says to his wife "Our old cat's constipated, better ring Vitnary and get some medicine". Vet was Scottish and was still learning dialect, sent up a very large bottle of laxative with instructions and says he will ring later. A couple of days later, the vet rang to ask how that cow was doing, what cow, says the wife? The one I sent the laxative up for, that weren't no cow it was a cat! Bloody hell he says, what is it doing now then? It's up in't top meadow wi 6 other cats. What's 6 cats doing there. Well she says, two are digging holes, two are filling in, and two are looking for fresh spots!!!

That's my best laugh today.

 

[WADuck]

Hmmmm!!!