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First and foremost, if you are not doing anything illegal, then you have nothing to worry about. Secondly, you have no privacy in a public place. You choose to be where you are and it is up to you to accept entry conditions or not.

I got 9 out of 10 (90%) answers correct on SDC Trivia Game #50 Question 1: 🟩 Question 2: 🟩 Question 3: 🟩 Question 4: 🟩 Question 5: 🟩 Question 6: 🟩 Question 7: 🟩 Question 8: 🟩 Question 9: 🟩 Question 10: 🟥

People use less paper when hung down the back than when over the front. Seat down minimises mist spray of water droplets.

I'm teaching my Wife Tantric Shopping. It's where you spend four hours in a Shopping Center and not buy anything.

I carry zip ties in my glove box as well.

I have parked like this a few times, but then again, I do it when I park my Winnebago (5m x 3m.) and then usually at the far end of the car park that is unused, so I get the long walk. However, if I see this sort of parking I have a printed sheet in my glove box that I put under their windscreen...

A large percentage of people wear Jeans. Does that make it a uniform?

Thank you, MotherGoose, Your opening sentance is probably the best advice I have heard so far. I also check the sender's email address very carefully.

Socks that disappear, re-appear as Tupperware lids, in one of your Kitchen cupboards, and they do not fit any Tupperware that you have. Also, attempting to get rid of our nuclear waste by sending some to every family to put in their socks as they wash them has now been proved to be a bad idea.

The Redneck turned to his Wife and said, 'I know why we got triplets. Remember that night we ran out of Vaseline and I used three in one oil.' The Wife replied. 'It's a good thing you didn't use WD40 then!'

It has to be put back on the manufacturers of the single use items. If it can't be 're-used', 're-purposed', or 're-cycled' (the new three 'R's), production must stop! The technology exists to do this. It is our only way forward.

And that is why we have warning labels on almost everything. Because people are stupid and will try and blame anyone else instead of themselves for careless behaviour. "You didn't say don't do it, so I did it." If I bought 'hot' food from any outlet, I would expect it to possibly burn me if I...

I went to a Restaurant that cost me an arm and a leg, But they did wait on me hand and foot.

Let's redefine the word 'Accident'. Accidents don't just 'happen', they are caused by an unsafe act or condition. Stop the unsafe act, or remove the unsafe condition and the accident does not happen.

Hipster bollocks. Pennywise cubes work just as well.

How to get 10min of Cardio in 10sec, Walk through a Spider's Web!

If you had a heart attack whilst knocking one out, would you be coming and going at the same time?

I had a similar experience once when I went to Bunnings wearing a red polo shirt. A Lady asked me for help and I had to tell her that I didn't work there. She appologised and we had a bit of a laugh. I don't wear that shirt much now, particularly if I am going to Bunnings,

Unfortunately my October is already taken with Loctober. Somebody asked me if I would go Dry July and I replied that my chances of going 'Dry July' are about as me going 'Gay for May'.

The Sailor's other reply. No, but hum the first line and I'll fake it!