[Luckyus]

Buying Batteries​

A woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries. The clerk gestures with his finger and says, “Come this way,” and heads towards the back of the store.

“If I could come that way,” she tells the retreating clerk,

“I wouldn’t need the batteries.”

 

[Jarred Santos]

Buying Batteries​

A woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries. The clerk gestures with his finger and says, “Come this way,” and heads towards the back of the store.

“If I could come that way,” she tells the retreating clerk,

“I wouldn’t need the batteries.”

Oh what a joke surely the clerk got quite a buzz

 

[Dougal]

Buying Batteries​

A woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries. The clerk gestures with his finger and says, “Come this way,” and heads towards the back of the store.

“If I could come that way,” she tells the retreating clerk,

“I wouldn’t need the batteries.”

Have I missed something; don't see what's funny.

Please advise what is the joke

 

[SirExton]

Have I missed something; don't see what's funny.

Please advise what is the joke

Hi Dougal the lady uses a vibrator. Not two fingers. I hope this helps?? I do not need to carry spare AA batteries for my lady!

 

[Dougal]

Hi Dougal the lady uses a vibrator. Not two fingers. I hope this helps?? I do not need to carry spare AA batteries for my lady!

What makes you think the lady uses a vibrator?

Also the lady says “If I could come that way, I wouldn’t need the batteries.”

Why did she say that?

 

[Ringdragon]

What makes you think the lady uses a vibrator?

Also the lady says “If I could come that way, I wouldn’t need the batteries.”

Why did she say that?

If you had a heart attack whilst knocking one out, would you be coming and going at the same time?

 

[Vickers54]

I think she was just teasing him

 

[Dennis]

How old are you Dougal if you do not see that joke.

 

[roderickg@aussiebroadband]

Buying Batteries​

A woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries. The clerk gestures with his finger and says, “Come this way,” and heads towards the back of the store.

“If I could come that way,” she tells the retreating clerk,

“I wouldn’t need the batteries.”

Just terrible.

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Come on Luckyus what's the joke?

 

[Thecheesequeen]

I think Dougal is winding us up!

 

[MotherGoose]

How old are you Dougal if you do not see that joke.

First he wants plain English translated, now he wants sex education lessons.

 

[micky1]

Buying Batteries​

A woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries. The clerk gestures with his finger and says, “Come this way,” and heads towards the back of the store.

“If I could come that way,” she tells the retreating clerk,

“I wouldn’t need the batteries.”

Very good!

 

[Barbara V]

Oh what a joke surely the clerk got quite a buzz

Boom boom

 

[Paul !!]

Have I missed something; don't see what's funny.

Please advise what is the joke

Hey Dougal,
are you male or female ?

 

[Dougal]

How old are you Dougal if you do not see that joke.

What is the joke?

 

[Dougal]

If you had a heart attack whilst knocking one out, would you be coming and going at the same time?

Don't understand your comment, please elaborate.

 

[Barbara V]

Hey Dougal,
are you male or female

Doesn't matter what gender,got the joke but not a bit funny ,think batteries must have run out on that one

 

[Dougal]

How old are you Dougal if you do not see that joke.

What joke?

 

[Dougal]

Oh what a joke surely the clerk got quite a buzz

What's the joke?