[Skipton]

Like Moths To A Flame!​

Back in the woods, a redneck's wife went into labour in the middle of the night
And the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity,
the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said,
"Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing" Soon a baby boy was brought into the world.
"Whoa there," said the doctor "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down....
I think there's yet another one to come" Sure enough,
within minutes he had delivered a baby girl.
"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern...
It seems there's yet another one in there!" cried the doctor.
The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor,
"Do you tink it's the light that's attractin' em

 

[hdhensel]

Good one ! But he would have to be a bit of a prawn

 

[Ringdragon]

Like Moths To A Flame!​

Back in the woods, a redneck's wife went into labour in the middle of the night
And the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity,
the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said,
"Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing" Soon a baby boy was brought into the world.
"Whoa there," said the doctor "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down....
I think there's yet another one to come" Sure enough,
within minutes he had delivered a baby girl.
"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern...
It seems there's yet another one in there!" cried the doctor.
The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor,
"Do you tink it's the light that's attractin' em

Like Moths To A Flame!​

Back in the woods, a redneck's wife went into labour in the middle of the night
And the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity,
the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said,
"Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing" Soon a baby boy was brought into the world.
"Whoa there," said the doctor "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down....
I think there's yet another one to come" Sure enough,
within minutes he had delivered a baby girl.
"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern...
It seems there's yet another one in there!" cried the doctor.
The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor,
"Do you tink it's the light that's attractin' em

The Redneck turned to his Wife and said, 'I know why we got triplets. Remember that night we ran out of Vaseline and I used three in one oil.' The Wife replied. 'It's a good thing you didn't use WD40 then!'

 

[mylittletibbies]

Like Moths To A Flame!​

Back in the woods, a redneck's wife went into labour in the middle of the night
And the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity,
the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said,
"Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing" Soon a baby boy was brought into the world.
"Whoa there," said the doctor "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down....
I think there's yet another one to come" Sure enough,
within minutes he had delivered a baby girl.
"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern...
It seems there's yet another one in there!" cried the doctor.
The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor,
"Do you tink it's the light that's attractin' em