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SINGLES ADVERT
SINGLES ADVERT
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The Kitty-Cat
The Kitty-Cat A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says. A little girl raises her hand, "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered, she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well," she began...
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Joke Grandpa's done it again.
Grandpa's done it again.
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Joke About time I did this
About time I did this
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Joke Clever Boy!
Clever Boy! A dog walks into a butchers shop and the butcher asks “What do you want”. With his paw the dog points to some steak in the counter glass display and the butcher says “How many pounds”, the dog barks twice “Anything else” asks the butcher. The dog points at some pork chops and barks four times. The butcher wraps up the steak and...
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Joke Bell Ringing
Bell Ringing Every Sunday morning I go out and do two hours of bell ringing. All my friends take the mickey out of me for having such a strange hobby, but I find it very therapeutic. It seems to annoy the bus driver a bit though.
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Joke No Butts about it
No Butts about it
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Joke Allow me to introduce myself
Allow me to introduce myself
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Joke No Wonder!
No Wonder! Paddy says to Murphy… ‘’My mate came off his motorbike today.’’ ‘’Oh Really’’ Murphy said. ‘’Yes, he has brain damage, 2 broken arms and is blind in one eye.’’ Replied paddy. ‘’Bloody hell’’ says Murphy, ‘’no wonder he came off!!!!’’
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Joke You're right on time.
You're right on time. Someone graduated at 21 and waited 6 years to get a job. Someone else had no education but became a millionaire at 21. Someone got married at 20 but divorced 5 years later. Someone else got married at 30 and found everlasting love. Trust the timing of your life and stop comparing your path to others. You're not...
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SDC Trivia Game #44 - 08/07/2023
SDC Trivia Game #44 - 08/07/2023 44|08-07-2023
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Don't put it off.
Don't put it off. Ah, Retirement. :ROFLMAO: Why you shouldn't wait for retirement to travel.
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SDC Trivia Game #43 - 07/07/2023
SDC Trivia Game #43 - 07/07/2023 43|07-07-2023
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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mOiOz
THE FIREMAN RINGS
THE FIREMAN RINGS A firefighter, came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know dear, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, Bell 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. From now on when I say, Bell 1, I want you to strip...
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Joke I’m calling from Microsoft
I’m calling from Microsoft Clever, I've had a few of these calls, word for word, now I know what to tell them. I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from Pakistan. This is how it went: "Hello sir, how are you today?" "I'm very well, thank you for asking. And how are you? And, more to the point, WHO are you?" "Sir, my...
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3 Nuns go into Heave
3 Nuns go into Heave So three nuns get killed in a car crash and go up to heaven. Saint Peter is at the Gate of Heaven and he says, I am afraid you are each going to have to answer a question before you can come in. He says to the first one, they are not going to be hard questions. Nun 1. What was the name of the first woman on Earth? She says...
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mOiOz
FRIED CHICKEN
FRIED CHICKEN
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THE MINI PIANIST
THE MINI PIANIST A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Will you give me free drinks if I show you something you never saw before? Bartender says "Sure." The man takes out a little person about 12 inches tall and says, "Watch this." The little person hops off the bar, climbs onto a piano stool and begins to play. He plays...
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Joke My Beer Is Better
My Beer Is Better At a World Brewing Convention in the United States, the CEOs of various brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conferencing. Bruce, the boss of Fosters, shouted to the barman, 'in 'Strailya, we make the best bloody beer in the world, so pour me a Fosters, cobber.' Rob, chief of Budweiser, calls...
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IT'S A BOY!
IT'S A BOY! An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his mobile. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced a typical Irish baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs, “That’s about average up our way...
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HILLBILLIES IN A RESTAURANT
HILLBILLIES IN A RESTAURANT (Old 'n Bold) Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her...
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FOUR MEN IN MY LIFE
FOUR MEN IN MY LIFE
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GLAD TO BE OUT
GLAD TO BE OUT
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NOSES & FEET
NOSES & FEET
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