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mOiOz
UNFAIR DISMISSAL
UNFAIR DISMISSAL An Emergency Call Centre worker, Sara Kushmeer in London has been dismissed from her job, much to the dismay of colleagues who are reportedly unhappy with her treatment. It seems a male caller dialed 999 from a mobile phone stating, "I am depressed and lying here on a railway track. I am waiting for the train to come so I can...
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Red Wine Reduction.
Red Wine Reduction. Cooking with Wine.
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SirExton
Joke Supermarket Freezer isle
Supermarket Freezer isle A big Viking was shopping at a small-town market when he saw an older lady in a wheelchair, almost in tears. “What’s the matter, dear?” he asked. “Oh,” sobbed the lady. “I want to have a look at frozen puddings and ice cream, but as you can see there are three steps down to the freezer cabinet section.” “No problem,”...
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mOiOz
KGB AGENT IN A LIBRARY
KGB AGENT IN A LIBRARY A KGB agent is in a library when he sees an old Jewish man reading a book. "What are you reading old man?", he asks. "I'm learning Hebrew comrade.", he replies. The KGB agent asks, "Hebrew? What for? You know it takes years to get a permit to travel to Israel? You will die before you get one." "I'm learning Hebrew...
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mOiOz
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Red Gem
Joke Meat
Meat
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Red Gem
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mOiOz
ROAD TO SUCCESS
ROAD TO SUCCESS
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
NICE IRON
NICE IRON
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Skipton
Joke So Much In Common
So Much In Common A woman is walking through Kings Park when she sees a very attractive man sitting on a park bench. He's reading a book and eating some fruit. The woman gathers the courage to go ask the man out. So, she walks over and takes a seat next to him on the bench, turns to him and says, "Sorry to bother you. I know this may be a...
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Skipton
Joke Get This Straight!
Get This Straight! A beautiful Prawn fell in love with a handsome Crab. They were mad about each other so she went home to tell her family. Prawn’s father was not happy about it at all. “We know nothing about that Crab and don’t even know where he lives.” He said, “On top of that, Crabs are just ridiculous looking animals. They cannot even...
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Frances Y
You lovers of the English language might enjoy this
You lovers of the English language might enjoy this You lovers of the English language might enjoy this. There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is 'UP.' It's easy to understand UP , meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we...
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mark godwin
dady done it !!!!!!!!!!!!!
dady done it !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Skipton
Joke Bereavement.
Bereavement. The farmer rang the local Paper and asked them to put an announcement in to let people know that his wife had passed-away. "What would you like us to put in the Paper?", asked the lass he was dealing with. "Ann Brown. Died August 30th", he said. "That's a bit short, do you think you could put a few more words in", asked the lass...
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mOiOz
PARTY WITH HUSBAND
PARTY WITH HUSBAND
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SDC Trivia Game #42 - 06/07/2023
SDC Trivia Game #42 - 06/07/2023 42|06-07-2023
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peterb6a
Joke
Joke There was a huge fight at the seafood restaurant the other night, battered fish every where.
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Cheb
THE NEW GOLF BALL
THE NEW GOLF BALL
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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mOiOz
WHERE IS GOD?
WHERE IS GOD? A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a rabbi in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he...
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mOiOz
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peterb6a
Mr Spock Captain Kirk
Mr Spock Captain Kirk Mr Spock said to Captain Kirk "I have upgraded the Enterprise to operate on vegetation, we are now running on Thyme"
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Skipton
Joke The Nice Fire Truck
The Nice Fire Truck
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youngoldlady
Priscilla
Priscilla The wife sent a message to her husband: "Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from the office, and Priscilla says 'Hi' to you." Husband: "Who is Priscilla?" Wife: "Nobody, I was just making sure that you read my message." Twist in the tale….. Husband: "But I’m with Priscilla right now, so which Priscilla are you talking...
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Joke The Giraffe
The Giraffe
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Sethia Soliman
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Joke Our Politicians
Our Politicians
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Shedguy
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Luckyus
Joke Firefighter Lovemaking Rules
Firefighter Lovemaking Rules A firefighter came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, Bell 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. From now on when I say Bell 1, I want you to strip...
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Joke Abbreviation Failure?
Abbreviation Failure? Did they sell any?
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