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CORPORATE FLOW CHART
CORPORATE FLOW CHART
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A ROAD TO HAWAII
A ROAD TO HAWAII A ROAD TO HAWAII A man sees a fancy lamp for sale in an antique shop. The shop owner assured the man that if he rubbed the lamp a genie would appear and he would get three wishes. So, the man purchased the lamp and spent many days planning his three wishes and finally rubbed the lamp. When the genie appeared, the man...
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Joke Bad Hair Day
Bad Hair Day A blonde was rollerblading with her headphones on. She stopped at a hair salon and asked for a haircut. She instructed that the hair stylist could not take off her headphones. The stylist replied refusing to cut her hair, so she left. She went to a different hair salon and said the same thing. This time, the stylist agreed to...
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Joke The Golfer and the Cadillac With Everything
The Golfer and the Cadillac With Everything A few decades ago, a man and his wife were driving through the country on his way from New York to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next gasoline station and fill it up. About 15 minutes later, he spots a Mobil station and pulls over to the high-octane pump...
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Luckyus
Joke The Wife's Warning
The Wife's Warning As Chester left a pottery class, he desperately gave himself a personal TSA pat down. He was looking for his keys. They were not in his pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly he realized that he must have left them in the car. Frantically, he headed for the parking lot. Chester’s wife, Sally...
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SDC Trivia Game #46 - 10/07/2023
SDC Trivia Game #46 - 10/07/2023 46|10-07-2023
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Riddle Riddle Masters 05.07.2023
Riddle Masters 05.07.2023 Good morning Riddle Masters! 😄 It’s time to get your brain working with our second riddle of the week! This one is a doozy, so get those thinking caps on! Here it goes: What 4-letter word can be written forward, backwards, or upside down, and can still be read from left to right? Oooh, is it just me, or is this one...
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Joke Who Am I?
Who Am I? It’s Monday morning , and the Postman is walking through the neighbourhood on his usual route , delivering the mail ... As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that Both cars were still in the driveway ... His wonder was cut short by David , the homeowner , coming out with a load of empty beer , wine and spirit bottles for the...
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Joke Advertising Aromas
Advertising Aromas
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Joke Something Mum Calls me everyday
Something Mum Calls me everyday
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Lion in the Jungle Joke
Lion in the Jungle Joke Two backpackers are walking through the Jungle when they come across a snarling hungry lion. One of the backpackers goes into his bag and grabs a pair of running shoes. The other backpacker looks and says, 'Don't be stupid, you will never outrun a lion!' The first backpacker replied: 'Yes, I know, but I will...
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Wendy
Double glazing
Double glazing
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Joke Eric Is In Hospital
Eric Is In Hospital Who the hell is Eric ? Well,Eric is the geezer who got home late one night: Marilyn his wife was waiting for him with .... "Where the hell have you been?" Eric replies "I was getting a tattoo!" "A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred quid note tattooed on my willy" he said proudly. "What the hell...
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Joke Long Distance Relationship
Long Distance Relationship My girlfriend and I are trying this whole "long distance relationship" thing. I have to stay 100 feet away from her at all times. Also, the police say I should stop referring to her as my girlfriend.
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Joke Polished Performance
Polished Performance A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him - "very quick." The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the...
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Joke Old People
Old People
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mOiOz
CAT'S MEDICINE
CAT'S MEDICINE
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Joke Potatoes!
Potatoes! An exercise for people who are out of shape: Begin with a five-pound potato bag in each hand. Extend your arms straight out from your sides, hold them there for a full minute, and then relax. After a few weeks, move up to ten-pound potato bags. Then try 50-pound potato bags, and eventually try to get to where you can lift a...
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Joke Lexophilia
Lexophilia Lexophilia - Although not in the dictionary, it is reported that "Lexophile" describes a person who loves sentences such as, "You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish," and, "To write with a broken pencil is pointless.” An annual competition is held by the 'New York Times' to see who can create the best...
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Stranded for 30 years.
Stranded for 30 years. What have you been doing?;)
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GRANDMASAURUS
GRANDMASAURUS
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NEW BRA
NEW BRA
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SDC Trivia Game #45 - 09/07/2023
SDC Trivia Game #45 - 09/07/2023 45|09-07-2023
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Joke Old hippies never die
Old hippies never die
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Joke What
What What
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