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Clever Boy!
A dog walks into a butchers shop and the butcher asks
“What do you want”. With his paw the dog points to some
steak in the counter glass display and the butcher says
“How many pounds”, the dog barks twice “Anything else” asks the butcher.
The dog points at some pork chops and barks four times.
The butcher wraps up the steak and chops and puts them in the dogs mouth.
The butcher takes the money from a purse around the dogs neck and shows him out.
A customer who has been watching in amazement follows
the dog to a house where it jumps up and rings the bell.
The owner comes to the door and the customer says
“What a remarkable dog you have there”
"Remarkable my Arse!" says the owner....
"That’s the second time this week he’s forgotten his bloody keys!"
