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Luckyus
Joke What Do I look like?
What Do I look like? What Do I look like? One day a husband comes home from work. His wife greets him and says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, my car won't...
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Mina vriesekolk
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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Suzanne rose
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Jarred Santos
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out', i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who got the...
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M
Joke True story they say.
True story they say.
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Sethia Soliman
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Joke Grease
Grease
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Sethia Soliman
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Skipton
Joke JUST PLAIN NEAT INFORMATION…………
JUST PLAIN NEAT INFORMATION………… Glass takes one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times! Gold is the only metal that doesn't rust, even if it's buried in the ground for thousands of years. Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only...
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Skipton
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M
Joke Reminiscing
Reminiscing
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mOiOz
SNORING
SNORING
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mOiOz
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SirExton
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Ga'Day all at SDC, I hope you have a great one! Husband loosing his temper? A woman goes to the doctor, worried about her husband's temper. The Doctor asks, what's the problem? The woman says, I don't know what to do every day, my husband seems to lose his temper, for no reason. It scares me. The Doctor says I have a cure for that! Every...
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SirExton
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Skipton
Joke Address Unknown!
Address Unknown! The medics rushed Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night, apparently due to a massive heart attack. The doctors work on him all night and morning and finally discharge him to the Intensive Care Unit, where therapy continues. After a couple of days, Mr. Steinberg's physician comes into his room and says, Sol...
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Skipton
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Joke Grain fed
Grain fed
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Joke Charity Night
Charity Night
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mOiOz
WATCH MY CHOLESTROL
WATCH MY CHOLESTROL
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
DIFFERENT SETTINGS
DIFFERENT SETTINGS
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
TAKE CARE OF
TAKE CARE OF
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
WHEN I WAS A BOY
WHEN I WAS A BOY
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
HAPPIEST DAY
HAPPIEST DAY
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
DIRECTIONS FOR THE NEW PREACHER
DIRECTIONS FOR THE NEW PREACHER A delightful, angelic little boy was waiting for his mother outside the ladies room of the servo. As he stood there, he was approached by a man who asked, "Sonny, can you tell me where the Post Office is?" The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street two blocks and turn to your right...
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SDC Trivia Game #34 - 28/06/2023
SDC Trivia Game #34 - 28/06/2023 34|28-06-2023
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Andyroo
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mOiOz
ALWAYS RIGHT
ALWAYS RIGHT
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Wandiwa
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Luckyus
Joke BLM?
BLM? Why is it important that Africans find your jokes funny? Because black laughs matter!
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Wandiwa
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Skipton
Joke The Big Gamble!
The Big Gamble!
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Glaudelin
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Skipton
Joke The Parachute Club
The Parachute Club "Like sitting around the pool, drinking wine isn't a good thing?" …I asked. Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favourite topic of conversation. She is "only thinking of me," she said and suggested that I go down to the Senior Centre and hang out with the fellas. So, I did and when I got home, I...
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Emergency!
Emergency! The Mother-In-Law’s drowning, I've informed Emergency Services. I hope they save her or it’s a waste of a second class stamp.
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Wandiwa
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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