Jokes & fun

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Observer
Joke I'm not old
I'm not old
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SirExton
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Skipton
Joke Beep! Beep! Beep!
Beep! Beep! Beep! A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime. They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager. After waiting patiently for a few minutes, the little boy said loudly, "Wow, She's fat!” The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be quiet. A couple...
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Littleboy8
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Veggiepatch
Pussy Cat Funnies
Pussy Cat Funnies
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Veggiepatch
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Never mess with senior citizens
Never mess with senior citizens lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice luxurious hotel.. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth...
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Skipton
Joke Forgive Me, I Am Going To Sin!
Forgive Me, I Am Going To Sin! After this fellow and his Irish, girl friend had been to the cinema they went to the girls' house and after a bit of kissing and cuddling they had sex. When they had finished, the girl said I will have to go to confession in the morning and tell the priest I had sex 4 times tonight. The boy said we have only...
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Skipton
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Mando
Wrong Place.....
Wrong Place..... A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall . The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either!"
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Wandiwa
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Dippy 53
Old timers rock n roll
Old timers rock n roll
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Observer
Joke My friend
My friend My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him!
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Your medical
Your medical What is the worst thing to feel when you are having a prostate exam? 2 hands on your shoulders.
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Old age
Old age
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Observer
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Observer
Joke May as well stay
May as well stay
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Observer
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mOiOz
BELIEVE IT OR NOT
BELIEVE IT OR NOT
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SirExton
Joke Miners
Miners
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SirExton
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Observer
Joke Actors from the series "It ain't half hot mum"
Actors from the series "It ain't half hot mum"
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Littleboy8
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Observer
Joke None
None Joke has been removed
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Littleboy8
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Observer
Joke Did you leave the toilet seat up?
Did you leave the toilet seat up?
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Observer
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Vinylted
Percentages
Percentages
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Vinylted
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Observer
Joke Rock and Roll
Rock and Roll
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Observer
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Luckyus
Joke Am I Losing My Mind
Am I Losing My Mind A man was driving through west Texas one spring evening. The road was deserted and he had not seen a soul for what seemed like hours. Suddenly his car started to cough and splutter and the engine slowly died away, leaving him sitting on the side of the road in total silence. He popped the hood and looked to see if there...
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Luckyus
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Observer
Joke Tsk Tsk Tsk Tillie
Tsk Tsk Tsk Tillie
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Lets go upstairs
Lets go upstairs
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Observer
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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Skipton
Joke De-Feeted
De-Feeted A chiropodist goes to hospital with a broken arm and covered in bruises. A doctor asked him what happened and he says he fell off a ladder. "How many metres up were you?" Asked the doctor. The chiropodist says "no idea, I only do feet."
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Skipton
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Observer
Joke Poor Dennis
Poor Dennis
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Wandiwa
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Observer
Joke I like your new clothes
I like your new clothes
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Observer
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